hooray! i'm a cutmaster

May 03, 2004 21:36

alright this is the last of em i promise!@#$ if you only read one of these logs, read the following one.

peep my new icon. jealous? its a banner button thingy i made for a pr0n site way back in '98. please dont thieve it?



Doctor Martins: WAS DA DAMN DEAL FO SHO

xo belerina xo: I don't know. You tell me.

Doctor Martins: STRAIGHT COCKED BACK CHILLIN YO - LAZY
DAYS IN THIS DAY OF THE LORD, EZ

Doctor Martins: SUP

xo belerina xo: Nothin much.

xo belerina xo: Who is this?

Doctor Martins: MC CLARENCE POINDEXTER ROBINSON THE
THIRD REPRESENT

xo belerina xo: Okay. And I know you from where? Or you know me how?

Doctor Martins: THE MOTHAPHUKIN INTERNET YO

Doctor Martins: SUP

xo belerina xo: Nothin. With you?

Doctor Martins: nothing.

Doctor Martins: YOU?

xo belerina xo: Nothing. As I've said twice already.

Doctor Martins: heh

Doctor Martins: hey you hungry?

xo belerina xo: No, I'm not. Why?

Doctor Martins: you like wendy's right?

xo belerina xo: Yes. You know this how?

Doctor Martins: WHEN DEEZ NUTS ARE IN
YOUR MOUTH, BEYATCH!@#$!@#$

Doctor Martins: :D

xo belerina xo: Oh ha ha. You're fuckin hilarious.

Doctor Martins: heh

Doctor Martins: i kinda like that one myself

xo belerina xo: I bet you do. Most dickheads would.

Doctor Martins: haha

Doctor Martins: sweet!

Doctor Martins: hey...

Doctor Martins: you like tapes and cd's ?

xo belerina xo: Where did you get my SN?

Doctor Martins: ...

xo belerina xo: That's not an answer.

Doctor Martins: you like tapes and cd's ?

xo belerina xo: Answer my question.

Doctor Martins: answer mine!

xo belerina xo: Negative.

Doctor Martins: ...

Doctor Martins: i promise to answer your question once you answer mine -
your answer is relevant to mine...

Doctor Martins: you like tapes and cd's ?

xo belerina xo: It is not relevant. Do you think I'm stupid?

Doctor Martins: no! i would never name call!

xo belerina xo: You don't have to. If you're telling me that me answering that
question is relevant in the answer to mine then you're obviously insulting my intelligence.

Doctor Martins: no, seriously....its very relevant - its a clue to where you know
me from!

Doctor Martins: you like tapes and cd's?

xo belerina xo: *sighs* What do you think? That's really a stupid ass question.

Doctor Martins: no, its not really!

xo belerina xo: Yes it is! What kind of person doesn't?

Doctor Martins: doesnt what?

xo belerina xo: Doesn't like tapes or cds?

Doctor Martins: THEN IMMA TAPE THIS DICK TO YOUR
FOREHEAD SO YOU CAN SEE DEEZ NUTS!!!

xo belerina xo: Nice. Real fuckin nice. You have to be the most immature fuckin prick
on the planet. You know this, right?

Doctor Martins: workin on it...

Doctor Martins: sorry, the twins told me to IM you and fuck with you .

Doctor Martins: get mad at them, not me

xo belerina xo: Who are the twins?

Doctor Martins: DEEZ MUTHAPHUKIN NUTS, BEYATCH!

xo belerina xo: What the fuck ever. I'm askin you one more time. Where did you get
my SN?

Doctor Martins: jessica - dont tell her or she'll kill me that i told

xo belerina xo: I don't know any Jessicas.

Doctor Martins: JESS-SUCKA-DEEZ NUTS, BEYATCH!

xo belerina xo: I hope you get run over my a fuckin bus asshole.

xo belerina xo signed off at 9:43:17 PM.



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Session Ident: MONDAY20 (monday@24-216-15-172.hsacorp.net)
[19:53] MONDAY20> Hey baby
[19:53] beyond- > hi there
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14| 12name 14: wishi knew
14| 12chan 14: #båsmoen
14| 12serv 14: irc.east.gblx.net
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[19:54] beyond- > you like hot texan pussy?
[19:54] beyond- > i hope you're hung, i accept no shorter than 8"
[19:54] MONDAY20> I don't know never tried it
[19:54] MONDAY20> I'm more than 8
[19:56] MONDAY20> What part of Texas u from?
[19:56] beyond- > dallas
[19:56] beyond- > and i just got my sexchange operation done last month
[19:56] beyond- > so now im a woman
[19:56] beyond- > it looks real, though, and hormone therapy is developing me a nice rack as we speak
[19:57] MONDAY20> I don't know bout all that
[19:57] beyond- > seriously...guys love this shit
[19:58] beyond- > none of them know i used to be a guy
[19:58] beyond- > all they know is im a 6' blonde! :D
[19:58] MONDAY20> It looks like they could tell
[19:59] MONDAY20> How does it feel?
[20:00] beyond- > wet and sticky just like the real thing, baby
[20:00] MONDAY20> do u still get orgasm's
[20:01] beyond- > hell yes, they concentrated all my penile nerves in my faux-vagina
[20:01] beyond- > tight as a glove, it is
[20:02] MONDAY20> I would like to try that glove on
[20:03] MONDAY20> just to see what it's like
[20:05] beyond- > would you like a picture?
[20:06] MONDAY20> sure
[20:10] beyond- > hang on - im looking for my picture!
[20:12] beyond- > ah here we go
[20:12] MONDAY20> ok
[20:12] MONDAY20> what kind of picture is it?
[20:13] beyond- > just a snapshot
[20:13] beyond- > and its not my best, i'm warning you
[20:13] beyond- > http://www.reject.org/~bryan/aman10.jpg
[20:13] beyond- > :)
[20:14] MONDAY20> cool picture a little to much lip stick but tear them guys up
[20:15] MONDAY20> Monday20 is on a search for a loving women
[20:16] MONDAY20> nice chating with u see u later
[20:22] beyond- > hey now
[20:22] beyond- > don't be so mean!
[20:22] beyond- > i told you it was an old photo - that was before my surgery!
[20:22] beyond- > now i dont even have to WEAR makeup and i look like a woman!
[20:22] MONDAY20> oh sorry
[20:23] MONDAY20> thats cool
[20:23] MONDAY20> u need one in the nude
[20:23] MONDAY20> to show people what it looks like
[20:24] beyond- > hehe
[20:25] beyond- > you're right, but i'm a bit private about that right now
[20:25] beyond- > as you can imagine - its so much different having a large cock one day and a pussy the next
[20:25] beyond- > but i love to fuck
[20:25] beyond- > i fucked a guy for 8 hours last week
[20:25] beyond- > mmmm
[20:25] MONDAY20> I guess thats cool if your in to that
[20:28] beyond- > sure am - why, you don't like to fuck women?
[20:28] MONDAY20> Hell yea i like to fuck women
[20:28] MONDAY20> I love it
[20:29] beyond- > you live anywhere around me?
[20:29] MONDAY20> I live in TN
[20:30] beyond- > i see
[20:30] beyond- > well i suppose i could drive...
[20:30] beyond- > its not too far
[20:31] MONDAY20> Aren't u sceared of just going out an meeting people an fucking them
[20:31] beyond- > i would ordinarily, but i use protection, and you're young and clean!
[20:31] beyond- > they wouldnt do the operation on me if i had diseases - so im clean too!
End of MONDAY20 buffer Mon Dec 10 20:51:33 2001



guudgasms02 (5:27:55 AM): hi.... :-)

Doctor Martins (5:28:04 AM): hi?

guudgasms02 (5:28:11 AM): asl?

Doctor Martins (5:28:24 AM): asl?

guudgasms02 (5:28:35 AM): 23/f/ny

guudgasms02 (5:29:00 AM): so waht are you up to Doctor Martins?

Doctor Martins (5:29:10 AM): about to pass out

Doctor Martins (5:29:11 AM): you?

guudgasms02 (5:29:18 AM): great! can you jst get it started..

guudgasms02 (5:29:34 AM): you wana cyber me! im kinda in
the mood if you know what i mean :-)

Doctor Martins (5:29:47 AM): no thanks, i prefer goats

guudgasms02 (5:29:56 AM): so tell me how you would do me!
from behind?

Doctor Martins (5:30:23 AM): i would skull fuck you - eye socket
preferably

guudgasms02 (5:30:37 AM): yeah, give it to me from behind
sweets

Doctor Martins (5:32:47 AM): did you know that in africa some tribes
slice the clitoris' from each and every woman to deny them
sexual gratification? that's what i'd do to you if you were
spread-legged before me as we speak 'sweets'

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