I cleaned my bathroom! Yay!

However, it seems the the best way I know how to clean a bathtub always ends up with me in the nude. I'm fairly certain other people do not scrub their tubs nekkid, but because I don't seem to have any "cleaning clothes" and I clean with bleach, I always end up scrubbing starkers.

I'm going to go clean my kitchen now. ( Read more... )

YAY SCHOOL IS OUT!!!!

We're just checking to see if I can actually post by email. In theory, I set it up ages ago, but never used it. But my LoudTwitter is not working, so I'm running diagnostics. Because I do actually want Twitter to tell you the inane little things I do during the day, as a stop gap to me have a phone that will allow me to somehow post on LJ ( Read more... )

So, I am apparently perfect at my job. My preformance eval came back, and I got double marks as satisfactory, and in the needs improvement spot there were no improvements, just the stuff I already do, with a statement that this is what I already do. Yay me, but if I'm so awesome why won't they give me the department head job? The other returning ( Read more... )

I have my last personal day of the year. Turns out, if you don't use them, you don't get to keep them. Which blows, because I was hoping to save up my personal day for Ashley's wedding or a visit to WI at a time when the weather is not nasty/gross/ugly. Fine then, I get two personal days a year and I will damn well use them every year. Now, I ( Read more... )

My life hates me and makes me uber-busy so that when I get silly ideas like "I wonder if marshmallows explode if one fills them with CO2," I don't have the time to carry them to fruition ( Read more... )

The new Anticraft is up.  This issue is entirely about bacon.  Slightly disturbing, highly awesome.

Today I coined the phrase "tiny, undignified ball of suck" to refer to the state of lying on your bathroom floor between bouts of vicious vomitting.  No, I was not a tiny undignified ball of suck.  I was speaking about my PMS, back when I did get ( Read more... )

 BTW, the long LJ blackout was due to lack of internets.  Comcast, we hate you a little ( Read more... )

I know, it's a brand new frontier.  Let's take this strange new journey together ( Read more... )

You all have dirty dirty minds.


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