Here's a math problem to solve: I've watched the following performance of Being Alive from the musical Company how many times? Hint: It's greater than 5 and less than 'JESUS CHRIST IT'S 5 IN THE MORNING AND I'VE WATCHED THIS ALL NIGHT!'

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Lets just split the difference and say that the answer is so many times. Granted, I thought Company was basically ( Read more... )

I was concerned that the return of One Life to Live last week in Hulu-form would be disappointing. That even though they jettisoned, or at least have not as of now brought back, many of my least favorite characters, it would end up being a mess of some sort. But all my fears were put to rest after watching Monday's episode, because this show is ( Read more... )

I drunkenly filled out an American Idol Fox survey in which I described Ryan Seacrest as cold and mean and basically said Keith Urban is a super fox. Robotic was not an available adjective to describe anyone on the show or else I would have added that to my assessment of Ryan. But Keith Urban says lovely things to people in his lovely accent and I ( Read more... )

Lets discuss how General Hospital is the best! Some more. Again. I'm sorry. I like posting about things no one watches. I will at some future point talk endlessly about Southland, another show no one watches, and how it is devastating, has amazing cinematography, and should be nominated for all the Emmys ever. Today, though, we're talking about the ( Read more... )

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Lets talk about the only show I feel like I watch anymore: General Hospital! Frankly, I'm surprised that I watch this show, so to prove that I do, I'll discuss it with pictures ( Read more... )

Lollapalooza's full schedule release was last week, which is the most exciting time of the year! Making hypothetical schedules based on set times is my favorite thing to do (the first year I went, I even made printouts of the schedule and commandeered the laminator from work to make tiny laminated schedules). It's almost more exciting than actually ( Read more... )

This is a list of all the movies that I've seen this year that I've never seen before. Marvel at the classic films I've never watched! Try to figure out what movies I watched for film classes! Be amazed at how many movies I give A's to! I've bolded the movies I loved and italicized the movies I saw in a theatre.
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I went to Lollapalooza for the second year in a row like a month ago. Let's pretend like I updated right after I came back and not thousands of years later. Basically, it was great and then it rained a lot and I maybe would have, like, wept openly in public if not for the fact that I don't weep openly in public when The Mountain Goats played You ( Read more... )