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cron_virus

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Feb 13, 2009 18:18

What a marvelous device. I can speak with others of the world here?

That is correct, My Lady.

Oh, how wonderful! This will make things far easier.

Greetings to you all. I am Daemon. I have come from the Supercomputer to unite the Net. To bring unity and peace to you all through the Word.
My Lady Daemon speaks the truth! For I have heard the Word ( Read more... )

the word, daemon is a crazy lady, heeeeeelllllllooooo new cult

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[dramatically calmer then she was a few hours ago] hctiwknip February 13 2009, 23:31:05 UTC

T...the word? I...is that like...church?

cron_virus February 13 2009, 23:33:16 UTC

That would depend. What is this church?

hctiwknip February 13 2009, 23:48:41 UTC

A...a place where people go to worship a god or gods who are supposed to bring them peace and unity through good will and life lessons and ways to live and stuff...they help people sometimes...

cron_virus February 13 2009, 23:54:53 UTC

Ah, unity and peace, that I do bring.

Though I am not a god, whatever that may be.

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wrathb4thefall February 13 2009, 23:32:50 UTC

...

Well, I'm amused.

cron_virus February 13 2009, 23:33:51 UTC

You are? How so?

wrathb4thefall February 13 2009, 23:34:16 UTC

The Demon King Daemon at your service.

cron_virus February 13 2009, 23:40:39 UTC

I am unfamiliar with the term Demon King.

But...Daemon? So, you are another version of my program?

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cron_virus February 13 2009, 23:40:51 UTC

What is a cult?

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cron_virus February 14 2009, 00:07:00 UTC

And what is religion? Does it have to do with this church?

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[voice] remotelesfrenzy February 13 2009, 23:50:31 UTC

[very loud, very long, very high pitched girly scream of fear as Mike runs around off-screen screaming]

Re: [voice] cron_virus February 13 2009, 23:52:55 UTC

Oh, Mike! It is good to see you again, michel.

Re: [voice] remotelesfrenzy February 13 2009, 23:53:27 UTC

AUGH! Uh, hi, uh, Daemon. N-Nice to see you again!

Re: [voice] cron_virus February 13 2009, 23:55:37 UTC

I am glad to see you again. It is always easier to spread the Word when others are around who already know it.

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wizardpi February 14 2009, 00:05:22 UTC

Wow, add some taped organ music and it's like Sunday morning public-access TV.

No thanks. I have selective aphasia. Besides, I wouldn't join any church that would have me.

cron_virus February 14 2009, 00:09:39 UTC

But I am not a church. At least I have never heard the term before this cycle.

wizardpi February 14 2009, 00:25:43 UTC

You're doing a remarkable job of sounding like you're from one.

cron_virus February 14 2009, 00:28:42 UTC

From what I have learned, it does sound similar. Though I do sound like what is called a 'God,' I am merely a vessel for the Word and my power is to spread the Word.

It is...a new way to look at it, but I am not sure if it is the same.

But the Word is meant for everyone. I would never exclude a single entity.

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