Do you remember The Super Mario Brothers Super Show? Of course you do. Among mid-80s semi-animated television shows based on unfilmable material starring professional wrestler Captain Lou, it stands without peer. What you probably don't remember is its short-lived counterpart, The Legend of Zelda. That show, the brainchild of someone who ( Read more... )

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I hurt my back yesterday morning and missed a test. My professor, being the frosty bitch that she is, informed me that she would not allow me to take a makeup test unless I got a note from the doctor. I'd never been to the health center before this morning; turns out, it was well worth the trip. This is a pretty bizarre conversation; I have no ( Read more... )

Don't add me to your facebook friends list if I don't know you, because you will be rejected. And then you'll feel bad. I'm sure your time could be better spent actually making friends then padding a hit counter of people you've seen in TDR.

Oh, and livejournal stalker? There are things in here you will never, ever see. Go get a job at Arby's ( Read more... )

I stumbled onto a link to this site that gives away free TVs. Apparently it's actually legit; several of my friends have recieved free ipods from the same company. As my current TV is A) a piece of shit and B) broke as shit, I thought I'd post this here in case anyone would be nice enough to fill up some referral slots. I'd recommend doing the ( Read more... )

One word: instapoll.

Guess I won't bother finishing that story.

Wings of Honneamise is a really good movie. You should see it. But I know you won't.

My parents have always been awed by my technical prowess, to a degree rabidly inconsistent with my actual skill level ("Carl found a train schedule on Inter-net!"). I would imagine that my parents think my lifestyle more closely resembles the movie Hackers than any substantive comparison to reality; a world in which their son battles lightning- ( Read more... )

18-hour naps rock my world. Especially when you dream about having your skull stolen and traveling to a ninja theme park to retrieve it, partnered with your trash-talking, shotgun-wielding second grade science teacher.

Subway worker: "Just to let you know, we don't have bacon right now."
Fucking dumbass: "Okay, I'll have the turkey and bacon wrap."
Subway: "No, we don't have bacon."
FD: "Yeah, the bacon one."
Subway: "We don't have bacon."