If I had to I would put myself right beside you, so let me ask, would you like that?

[crooked_tongue]

Office rumors are something I will never understand.

Honestly, I don't look anything like him!

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[dexterous_fake]

This is one of two things, you playing one asinine trick on me or you're telling the truth.

[crooked_tongue]

What are you talking about? I know I'm not playing a trick - my father's name is Seiji, not Sousuke!

[dexterous_fake]

Damn it. There isn't any reason I should believe you.

But....

[crooked_tongue]

I have my birth certificate.