Does it run in your blood to betray the ones you love? Yes it runs in your blood!

[crooked_tongue]

My new laptop has decided to be very slow recently. Despite my constant threats to dip it in water or let a candle burn down over the keyboard, it takes longer than usual to load things

Comments

[ardent_devotee]

I don't think a computer will react to threats...

[crooked_tongue]

I don't know, they're tricky like that.

[ardent_devotee]

But that would require your laptop to be able to feel fear and I don't think it can.

[crooked_tongue]

Do you know what wax does to components? Honestly, I would feel fear if I were a laptop.

[luke7lawliet]

It probably wouldn't be wise to dip anything unknown into water.

[crooked_tongue]

It's a laptop.