Comments | crooked_tongue: Someday they'll put me in a squad card. Someday they'll throw away the key

crooked_tongue

Jan 13, 2009 11:24

The house is really... really quiet. I kind of miss that boy.

Mainly because I can't figure out this popcorn machine.

( Voice Mail left for Gaara )

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walk_in_flames January 13 2009, 17:16:52 UTC

Don't most microwaves have a popcorn button?

crooked_tongue January 13 2009, 17:35:50 UTC

Yeah, but then the plastic melted into the paper.

walk_in_flames January 13 2009, 17:53:14 UTC

Well, you're supposed to take the plastic off first.

crooked_tongue January 13 2009, 18:02:56 UTC

........Oh.

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dexterous_fake January 13 2009, 17:29:18 UTC

You don't miss shit.

crooked_tongue January 13 2009, 17:35:26 UTC

I'm not constipated.

Text Message volatile_sands January 13 2009, 20:18:58 UTC

...What did you do?

Text Message crooked_tongue January 13 2009, 20:38:55 UTC

It's really not nearly as bad as it sounds. Honest.

Text Message volatile_sands January 13 2009, 20:40:59 UTC

Not 24 hours and you have to remodel the kitchen?

I'll be at the bus stop tomorrow afternoon.

Re: Text Message crooked_tongue January 13 2009, 20:41:45 UTC

I assure you, I can pick out tile on my own.

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