meme
taken from tenshiryuu
1) Yukimura
2) Mitsunari
3) Kenshin
4) Hanbei
5) Magoichi
6) Nouhime
7) Kasuga
8) Kotaro
9) Date
10) Nagamasa
1) 4 (Hanbei) invites 3 (Kenshin) and 8 (Kotaro) to dinner at their house. What happens?
...I...I...wh-
Hideyoshi stomps on the house, NOBODY HAS FUN WHEN HE'S NOT INVITED
2) 9 (Date) tries to get 5 (Magoichi) to go to a strip club. What happens?
Does he try to get her to work there or just...take her there? Because...I think he'd get shot. No. He'd get shot either way.
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 (Yukimura) or 6 (Nouhime)?
I intending to rape go to Yukimura's. Awww yeah booooiii
i-i mean what
4) 2 (Mitsunari) and 7 (Kasuga) are making out. 10 (Nagamasa) walks in... Their reaction?
"THIS IS NOT JUSTIIIIIICE"
5) 3 (Kenshin) falls in love with 6 (Nouhime). 8 (Kotaro) is jealous. What happens?
KOTARO MAN WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED PICK UP ON KASUGA NOW HER MAN'S OCCUPADO
6) 4 (Hanbei) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10 (Nagamasa), 2 (Mitsunari) or 7 (Kasuga)?
They can all come rescue me. And Hanbei can stay. Giggity.
7) 1 (Yukimura) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
"THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE
THE KITCHEN IS BURNING
BURNING WITH MY PASSION FOR FOOD"
8) 5 (Magoichi) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 (Date) do?
rescues the fair maiden in peril um actually I don't know
Kojuuro might be like "MASAMUNE-SAMA POLITICAL ADVANTAGE TAKE IT"
9) 3 (Kenshin) has to marry either 8 (Kotaro), 4 (Hanbei) or 9 (Date). Who do they chose?
Kasuga flips the fuck out and kills all of them, preventing Kenshin from choosing. Hanbei hacks blood up onto Kenshin's new floors. Kenshin decides to not choose Hanbei.
10) 7 (Kasuga) kidnaps 2 (Mitsunari) and demands something from 5 (Magoichi) for 2's release. What is it?
you know what this sounds like a hot fanfiction
awww yeaaaah
Mitsunari: :thumbsup
11) You get to meet either 1 (Yukimura) or 6 (Nouhime) . Who do you chose?
I RAPE YUKI
I
I mean
Yukimura of course
12) 10 (Nagamasa) challenges 4 (Hanbei) to a chariot race. Why?
JUSTICE
13) Everyone gangs up on 3 (Kenshin). Does 3 have a chance in hell?
It's Kenshin, so yeah. All the ladies swoon and all the men feel inferior.
.
14) Everyone is invited to 2 (Mitsunari) and 10 (Nagamasa)'s wedding except for 8 (Kotaro). How do they react?
...Kotaro probably doesn't care. Like. At all.
Mitsunari: :thumbsdown
15) Why is 6 (Nouhime) afraid of 7 (Kasuga)?
TITTAYS
16) 10 (Nagamasa) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
"FAR AWAY IN THE FUTURE THERE ARE RANGERS OF JUSTICE-"
"Nagamasa you always tell this story-"
"INTERRUPTING IS AN INJUSTICE"
17) 1 (Yukimura) arrives late for 2 (Mitsunari) and 10 (Nagamasa)'s wedding. Why are they late? What happens?
He probably forgot a present, Shingen beat the shit out of him, he got the present, Shingen beat the shit out of him, the present broke, he had to get a new one...
18) 5 (Magoichi) and 9 (Date) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
cue rape comment
cuz
yeah
19) 3 (Kenshin), 8 (Kotaro), 6 (Nouhime) and 4 (Hanbei) all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go?
They get stuck at the aviary for hours. And hours. And hours.
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
probably protesting the rapings
too bad so sad stop being so sexy
21) 9 (Date) murders 2 (Mitsunari)'s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
...ISN'T THIS IRONIC
Mitsunari: I HATE
22) 6 (Nouhime) and 1 (Yukimura) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
Nouhime throws Yukimura into whatever danger they're in and escapes. Poor Yuki.
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
...they both fail. Poor Yuki.
24) 5 (Magoichi) is trapped in a cave. 10 (Nagamasa) comes to rescue them. What happens?
GO GO POWER RANGERS
DUN DUN UUUN UUN UNNNNN
25) 3 (Kenshin) starts a day camp. What happens?
suddenly swoony ninja girls and girly monk boys everywhere
26) 4 (Hanbei), 6 (Nouhime), and 7 (Kasuga) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 (Kotaro) walks in. What happens?
Nothing, probably. Kotaro doesn't care.
27) 1 (Yukimura) starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 (Date) and 10 (Nagamasa) are going out. What is 2 (Date)'s reaction?
Poor Yuki. We knew him well.
28) 7 (Kasuga) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
SO GOOD SHE'LL BE SMASHING HER FACE IN IT SO KENSHIN WILL PICK APPLES OFF HER FACE
29) 8 (Kotaro) and 3 (Kenshin) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Kotaro leaves Kenshin in the forest and Kenshin's stalker-ninja feeds him.
30) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Mitsunari: I HATE
1) Yukimura
2) Mitsunari
3) Kenshin
4) Hanbei
5) Magoichi
6) Nouhime
7) Kasuga
8) Kotaro
9) Date
10) Nagamasa
1) 4 (Hanbei) invites 3 (Kenshin) and 8 (Kotaro) to dinner at their house. What happens?
...I...I...wh-
Hideyoshi stomps on the house, NOBODY HAS FUN WHEN HE'S NOT INVITED
2) 9 (Date) tries to get 5 (Magoichi) to go to a strip club. What happens?
Does he try to get her to work there or just...take her there? Because...I think he'd get shot. No. He'd get shot either way.
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 (Yukimura) or 6 (Nouhime)?
I intending to rape go to Yukimura's. Awww yeah booooiii
i-i mean what
4) 2 (Mitsunari) and 7 (Kasuga) are making out. 10 (Nagamasa) walks in... Their reaction?
"THIS IS NOT JUSTIIIIIICE"
5) 3 (Kenshin) falls in love with 6 (Nouhime). 8 (Kotaro) is jealous. What happens?
KOTARO MAN WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED PICK UP ON KASUGA NOW HER MAN'S OCCUPADO
6) 4 (Hanbei) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10 (Nagamasa), 2 (Mitsunari) or 7 (Kasuga)?
They can all come rescue me. And Hanbei can stay. Giggity.
7) 1 (Yukimura) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
"THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE
THE KITCHEN IS BURNING
BURNING WITH MY PASSION FOR FOOD"
8) 5 (Magoichi) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 (Date) do?
rescues the fair maiden in peril um actually I don't know
Kojuuro might be like "MASAMUNE-SAMA POLITICAL ADVANTAGE TAKE IT"
9) 3 (Kenshin) has to marry either 8 (Kotaro), 4 (Hanbei) or 9 (Date). Who do they chose?
Kasuga flips the fuck out and kills all of them, preventing Kenshin from choosing. Hanbei hacks blood up onto Kenshin's new floors. Kenshin decides to not choose Hanbei.
10) 7 (Kasuga) kidnaps 2 (Mitsunari) and demands something from 5 (Magoichi) for 2's release. What is it?
you know what this sounds like a hot fanfiction
awww yeaaaah
Mitsunari: :thumbsup
11) You get to meet either 1 (Yukimura) or 6 (Nouhime) . Who do you chose?
I RAPE YUKI
I
I mean
Yukimura of course
12) 10 (Nagamasa) challenges 4 (Hanbei) to a chariot race. Why?
JUSTICE
13) Everyone gangs up on 3 (Kenshin). Does 3 have a chance in hell?
It's Kenshin, so yeah. All the ladies swoon and all the men feel inferior.
.
14) Everyone is invited to 2 (Mitsunari) and 10 (Nagamasa)'s wedding except for 8 (Kotaro). How do they react?
...Kotaro probably doesn't care. Like. At all.
Mitsunari: :thumbsdown
15) Why is 6 (Nouhime) afraid of 7 (Kasuga)?
TITTAYS
16) 10 (Nagamasa) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
"FAR AWAY IN THE FUTURE THERE ARE RANGERS OF JUSTICE-"
"Nagamasa you always tell this story-"
"INTERRUPTING IS AN INJUSTICE"
17) 1 (Yukimura) arrives late for 2 (Mitsunari) and 10 (Nagamasa)'s wedding. Why are they late? What happens?
He probably forgot a present, Shingen beat the shit out of him, he got the present, Shingen beat the shit out of him, the present broke, he had to get a new one...
18) 5 (Magoichi) and 9 (Date) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
cue rape comment
cuz
yeah
19) 3 (Kenshin), 8 (Kotaro), 6 (Nouhime) and 4 (Hanbei) all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go?
They get stuck at the aviary for hours. And hours. And hours.
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
probably protesting the rapings
too bad so sad stop being so sexy
21) 9 (Date) murders 2 (Mitsunari)'s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
...ISN'T THIS IRONIC
Mitsunari: I HATE
22) 6 (Nouhime) and 1 (Yukimura) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
Nouhime throws Yukimura into whatever danger they're in and escapes. Poor Yuki.
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
...they both fail. Poor Yuki.
24) 5 (Magoichi) is trapped in a cave. 10 (Nagamasa) comes to rescue them. What happens?
GO GO POWER RANGERS
DUN DUN UUUN UUN UNNNNN
25) 3 (Kenshin) starts a day camp. What happens?
suddenly swoony ninja girls and girly monk boys everywhere
26) 4 (Hanbei), 6 (Nouhime), and 7 (Kasuga) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 (Kotaro) walks in. What happens?
Nothing, probably. Kotaro doesn't care.
27) 1 (Yukimura) starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 (Date) and 10 (Nagamasa) are going out. What is 2 (Date)'s reaction?
Poor Yuki. We knew him well.
28) 7 (Kasuga) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
SO GOOD SHE'LL BE SMASHING HER FACE IN IT SO KENSHIN WILL PICK APPLES OFF HER FACE
29) 8 (Kotaro) and 3 (Kenshin) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Kotaro leaves Kenshin in the forest and Kenshin's stalker-ninja feeds him.
30) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Mitsunari: I HATE