"i should stop drinking coffee because it keeps me awake." -mom

NO SHIT MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAN THE FUCKING CHANNELS ARE ALL FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DO THEY FUCKING CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

must watch this movie:


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IM SCARED!!
A TRANSY JUST CALLED MY PHONE AND ASKED FOR LISA BROON OR WHATEVER
HOW ARE TRANSIES GETTING MY NUMBER!!
DAMNIT I SHOULD HAVE TALKED IN MY TRANSY VOICE!!!
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Baby boy you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreamsdamn i really like that song ( Read more... )

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the horse died ( Read more... )

so i was driving on the freeway to get to pearlcity at around noon today ( Read more... )

i went to sleep at 3 am watching the VMAs and then woke up at 9 because i had to pee so bad
FUCK AND I CANT GO BACK TO SLEEP
that fucking sucks
i hate when that happens
oh my gawd BEYONCE is so fucking HOT!
i watched her performance like three times!!
and then we cant forget JIMMY FALLON with the queer guys!
that was soo funny hahahahahaha

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"...vell... i do voices ( Read more... )

my throat is sore AGAIN ( Read more... )

the bus people are on strike
thats so sad because i feel bad for my aunty
because she has no way to work
and she lives in kailua and works in downtown
i would take her but damn to pick her up and drop her off by 7 am ALL the way in kailua!
damn thats like crazy kareoke!

oh wait fooooood!!!!!!