Yar, ya scurvy dogs

[crookedspiral]

Listen ya wretched lot, it be National Talk Like a Pirate Day, so break out the rum, grab yeh a wench or three, and let the plundering begin!

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[moralityplay]

y'know, I actually remembered to wear my pirate earrings, but I couldn't pull of a pirate accent in French. They already have a hard enough time figuring out what I'm saying!

[absurdier]

YARR
you know i dont need a day to remind
me to drink like a fish and talk like an
asshole