cant you see what you've done to my heart?

[crookedtears]

unfortunately it has come to this point. i want a male companion. a lot. however, not just any boy - the perfect boy. minor glitch: he has yet to be found. so, not only do i really want someone, i havent even met them yet. you can imagine my dissapointment. i have the perfect boy melded into my brain and that, i believe, is really going to

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[xsheenaramonex]

i could never be your perfect boy =(

that 1% entails all of the men who are in porn. cuz anyone who has an 8 inch dick needs to be on screen to brag about it.

[crookedtears]

i'll continue to be azygous.

and to make other men feel incompetent.

[emiwenis]

my ex boyfriend was part of that 1%.

[crookedtears]

omgz.... i dont know if i should be grossed out or impressed.

[emiwenis]

both. hahaah. because he's my EX. ewww.

[donna_b]

giant penis!

[sleazycranberry]

i went to the "body world" exhibit at the science museum. it exhibited preserved "plastinated" carcasses. out of all of the carcasses, the former chess player had the smallest penis.

[crookedtears]

oh man i wanted to go to that but i couldnt decide if i would be freaked out.

poor chess player. a nerd AND a small penis. he just couldnt win. and now his remains are on exhibit. bummer.