[ Characters ] The Joker, Oysters, and YOU
[ Location ] Twinklebat
[ Date/Time ] April 28th, Afternoon
[ Warning ] None.
[ Content ] Burning oysters are sent running through Twinklebat.
The town of Twinklebat seemed quiet and peaceful. And that was enough of a reason for the Joker to target it. Not to mention that the name reminded him of home, in a way. In any case, the clown prowled around the outside of the village, ensuring that all was in order. He shook the bucket of oysters he held in his hand, provoking them. Riling them. From their chatter within the bucket, it looked like he wouldn't have to do much more to ensure that they'd get the job done. But then again, the Joker always loved to go the extra mile.
He set the bucket down on the ground and pulled out a book of matches. He struck a match, briefly surveying the tiny flame it produced. All it took was just one flame. He licked his lips, relishing the thrill---the moment---before he dropped the match into the bucket. The result was instantaneous. The fifteen oysters trapped within the bucket screamed in peril. The Joker let loose a bout of howling laughter just before he knocked the bucket over with his foot. The flaming oysters all toppled out, running as far away from the clown as they could, running straight into Twinklebat.
The town of Twinklebat seemed quiet and peaceful. But, with the Joker around, this simply was not meant to be.
[OOC: So, yeah, the oysters are now on fire, scrambling around through Twinklebat. The Joker may stick around for a little while on the outskirts of town just to survey the damages and watch the firework show. He may also poke his head into others' affairs just to screw around with 'em. But for the most part, Joker will keep to himself and watch the oysters run rampant. Again, you can NPC the oysters and try and stop them in any way possible. And if you do or don't wish to suffer property damage, that's up to you.]