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[cross_jordan]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday

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[snakedruid]

A young boy is caught masturbating in the bathroom by his mother. "Oh my word what are you doing?" she asks in a state of shock.

"Daddy says sometimes you have to jiggle the handle on the toilet," he replies.