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blake: lol basically, Josh works for this company that contracts with various stores to plant road signs advertising all around town, then hire a group of guys to walk signs around on various street corners
blake: I help him do the grunt work on making/staking the signs, then we cruise by the homeless shelter for people to sign walk, and I wind up sign walking too
blake: I do it to support the expensive habit that is the electric guitar
ana: yeah, i'd never seen anyone as a walking sign before here >.<
ana: hahaha
ana: as far as habits go, it's one of the more attractive
blake: this weekend is the first time I had to dress up like a douchebag
ana: lol
blake: they had me dressed as a pilgrim
blake: but the sign said "Deck the halls sale!"
ana: i'm so sorry
blake: WRONG FUCKING HOLIDAY
ana: so, so sorry
blake: so I'm wearing these black pants, black shirt with puffy giant white collar and cuffs, fucking it up with my purple converse hightops, purple baseball cap, big ass solar shield sunglasses and discman
ana: oh, very stylish
blake: thinking "Next person who gives me a funny look gets their ass beat with this sign"
ana: yeah, that job sounds like it would require a lot of self-control
blake: at a recent job in Fairfield, somebody mooned me
ana: somebody hot?
blake: then somebody drove by with a guy hanging out his passenger window waving a knife at me saying "I FUCKING KEEL YOU! I FUCKING KEEL YOU!"
ana: charming
blake: It might have been, hairy man ass just doesn't do it for me though