i would be up for bein down with a ho
If I were a month I would be: june
If I were a day of the week I would be: friday
If I were a time of day I would be: 6:34
If I were a planet I would be: venus
If I were a sea animal I would be: shark
If were a direction I would be: east
If I were a piece of furniture: black leather sofa
If I were a historical figure I would be: stalin
If I were a liquid I would be: melted plutonium number 5
If I were a stone, I would be: stoned
If I were a tree, I would be: birch tree
If I were a bird: penguin
If I were a tool, I would be: penis
If I were a flower/plant I would be: 50% sea, 50% weed
If I were a kind of weather: monsoon
If I were a mythical creature: spyro the dragon
If I were a musical instrument: theremine
If I were an animal, I would be: white tiger
If I were a color, I would be: black
If I were an emotion, I would be: asphyxiation
If I were a vegetable, I would be: pumpkin
If I were a sound, I would be: high frequency
If I were an element, I would be: Platinum
If I were a car, I would be: cadillac
If I were a song, I would be: ms. fat booty
If I were a food, I would be: lobster
If I were a place, I would be: istanbul
If I were a material, I would be: latex
If I were a taste, I would be: vodka
I were a scent, I would be: the smell of haze and hennessy mixed together on a leather sofa
If I were a word, I would be: idiosyncratic
If I were an object, I would be: AK-47
If I were a body part I would be: serotonin
If I were a facial expression I would be: orgasm
If I were a subject in school I would be: fucking gay
If I were a number I would be: 17
Last car ride: mall to home
Last good cry: ha
Last library book checked out: i buy books
Last movie seen: from russia with love
Last book read: the elegant universe
Last cuss word uttered: shto suka blyat
Last beverage drank: water
Last food consumed: ...
Last crush: your momachka
Last phone call: some fag
Last TV show watched: aqua teen hunger force
Last time showered: going to now
Last shoes worn: asian slippers
Last annoyance: tv
What would you do if...
You caught your boyfriend/girlfriend cheating on you: smoke them