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Come home from a romp with the boyfriend to find your parents shot dead would be awful. Wow.
Haha "I know you're Penelope's boo and she's your baby girl." KEVIN ASKING MORGAN FOR HELP PROPOSING, HOW CUTE. Morgan why you walking away?
"Wheel's up in 30." I love you, Hotch.
Look, it's Helen Santos as the unsub. The First Lady gone baddy. And why are we seeing the unsub at the very beginning of the episode AGAIN? Sigh, show, this is really getting very very old now. They are no longer unsubs when we know who they are in the first 6 minutes of the show.
PURPLE SCARF.
"What are you doing?"
"Well this is a gun and inside it are what we call bullets." HAHAHA.
Nude photos of Morgan what?
Haha, I like how both Morgan and Kevin said it's complicated. POOR KEVIN.
My kingdom for Hotch and Reid working together JUST ONCE MY GOD PLEASE. Sigh.
OH MY GOD IT WORKED. SORT OF A LITTLE but damn it, Morgan and JJ just had to come in didn't they.
Okay, the dude that answered the door looks like he's about what, 18? And he said she got out. I'm thinking she was his teacher, he knocked her up, she lost the baby or was forced to give up the baby or something crazy like that, and then she went crazy and got locked in the loony bin and somehow got out. SOMETHING ALONG THOSE RIDICULOUS LINES. That's what I'm calling.
"My mom won't be home for hours." SEE WHAT DID I TELL YOU. Oh, she got sent to prison. And how she's gonna kill his girlfriend, this lady is whack.
SIXTEEN. And she shot her. Damn. "Final lesson, Julie. Do not mess with the teacher."
Less sordid teacher/student love affair, more team please. Sigh.
Her phone is like RIGHT THERE, could she seriously not reach it? Like, at all? Just a few inches, people.
Poor Tommy. That's fucked up.
Aw, Kevin. Aw, Garcia. Aww.