May 07, 2008 22:27
[Thumping sound as something activates the voice option of the computer]
--ere-we don’t want them too thick or they won’t cook all the way through... [chopping sounds] Maa, maa, Kaoru, please stir that pan before it burns, and add the ginger.
Stop ordering me around already! I have it co -- Orenji! Get down from there! Kenshin, he's going to get hair in the food!
[Sound of scuffling as the cat jumps off the counter]
K-KAORU THAT’S NOT THE GINGER-
Of course it is! What are you talking about?!
[Pause]
Mou… This unworthy one is fairly sure that was wasabi… [Pause] Yare yare…
...Oh, whatever. It'll still taste fine.
[Pause.]
Kaoru, the dishes will be afraid to have this on them…
[Loooooong, ominous pause.]
Ah… eto… he means…
Keeenshiiiiiiin-
[Squeakily] Oro?
[Several seconds of crashing, banging, general angry words and defeated “oro’s” before the transmission finally cuts off.]
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