well i have not. and i will not. FUCK YOU GLASS BASTARD. glass bitch. think you're cool. bustin' through walls? USE THE DOOR. OH YEAH? ohhhh no.naughty naughty kool aid.
when i was a little i used to have crazy dreams. do you remember nestle's quick? the powder you put in your milk and youd stir it for like 30 mins? and no matter how hard you fucking...there were still chunks of powdery magma that would float up and explode in your eye while you're trying to drink? take a sip... UGH GODDAMN MISSLE just blew up in my eye. the movie dune is in my chocalatly drink.
i dont like when the movie dune is in my beverage.
one time i bought a coke,pepsi was out, and i set it gently down on the table.....few seconds later it exploded everywhere. plus coke is just plain::EVIL::and used to be made with cocaine. i like my soft drinks 100% drug free. and thats why i like pepsi more than coke.
i am taking a right turn, okay. i am getting the green light as i turn. theres a guy and hes crossing, dont walk signal....hes taking his sweet ass pimp time.
and this son of a batch of cookies sees me waiting. so he does this little bullshit illusion move to make it look like hes moving faster.
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but that's why you're you
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ugh
love is a serious thing
you should be like
i dunno, honored?
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and i will not.
FUCK YOU GLASS BASTARD.
glass bitch.
think you're cool. bustin' through walls? USE THE DOOR.
OH YEAH? ohhhh no.naughty naughty kool aid.
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do you remember nestle's quick?
the powder you put in your milk and youd stir it for like 30 mins?
and no matter how hard you fucking...there were still chunks of powdery magma that would float up and explode in your eye while you're trying to drink?
take a sip...
UGH GODDAMN MISSLE just blew up in my eye.
the movie dune is in my chocalatly drink.
i dont like when the movie dune is in my beverage.
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and this son of a batch of cookies sees me waiting. so he does this little bullshit illusion move to make it look like hes moving faster.
wtf.
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sweet.
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