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Nov 24, 2005 18:30

today was good.
until i got bored.
i had to steal sarahs delicious 500 questions.
this took me atleast 2 hours to finish.



001. What is your name? valeria
002. Spell your name backwards: airelav
003. Date of birth: dec 3.
004. Male or female? female
005. Astrological sign: sag.
006. Nicknames: val. laci (ahahaha yesss)
007. Occupation: sex machine.
008. Height: pocketsize.

009. Braces/ no braces: i used to have braces.
010. Hair color: dark brown. i think.
011. Eye color: latina brown.
012. Where were you born: S.A. (some people think australia. ohhh im good)
013. Where do you reside now: S.A.

014. Age: 17
015. Screen names: hydrogen party
016. E-mail: eh.
017. What does your screen name stand for: i dont know. ive been meaning to ask bobby.
019. What does your LJ stand for: i dont even remember. ive had this thing for the past 4 years i think.
020. Pets: piper, pete, candy, and bruzer.
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: i didnt have candles :(
022. Piercings? ears. septum.
023. Tattoos? none.
024. Shoe size: 6 1/2.
025. Righty or lefty? righty.
026. Wearing: nothing but a smile, jk.
027. Hearing: boards of canada.
028. Feeling: full.
029. Eating/drinking: nothing. im getting ready to throw it up.

~Friends Stuff~
Which one of your peoples is the…
030. Craziest? abby.
031. Loudest? sarah. shes loud when she yells at people to shut up because THEY are too loud.
032. Nicest? stacie.
033. Bitchiest? does myself count?
034. Life of the party? all of my friends would be. i know stacie gets down too.
035. Joke? ?
036. Prep? eh.
037. Rebel? abby, myself and emily.
038. Cutest? robyn was pretty damn cute. :(

039. Best friends of the same sex? ashley, abby, sarah.
040. Best friends of the opposite sex? ;)
041. Most popular? who even cares.
042. Rudest? samir and sarah.
043. Most shy? stacie, only at school though.
044. Dumbest? i dont befriend dumb people.
45. Smartest? id have to sayyyyyyyy...sarah.

046. Weirdest? abby.
047. Has the best hair? kyrstinas hair is like fire.
48. Best personality? ashley.
49. Most talented? sarah. she harmonizes ;)
050. Most ghetto? stacie wears fillas or something. deanna though, danng that gurl.
051. Most spoiled? i dont know.
052. Drama queen? gross.
53. Pain in the ass? me.
054. Funniest? ashley and abby.
055. Best advice giver? me. me. me. me.
056. Druggie? sarah and samir.
057. Most likely to join a cult? me and abby already have our own cult.

058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? yea and i miss that person.
059. Person you have been friends with the longest? ashley nicole rojjasss.
060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 128
061. Have you ever been in love? i might have been.
062. How many people have you told? eh.
063. How many people have you been in love with? :)
064. How many people have you kissed? i have no idea. is that bad?
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? yea.
066. How many people have you dated? too many.
067. What do you look for in a friend? i like to befriend people that are not stupid, people that dont start shit and people that have stuff in common and that i can get along with.

068. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hair.
069. What type of guy do you usually go for? someone whos intelligent, dresses nice and has great hair.
070. Do you have a bf/gf? not at the moment.
071. If so, where did you meet them?
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf?

073. Do you have a crush right now? i might.
074. If so, who is it? :X
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? no.
076. Do you remember your first love? yea.
077. Who is the first person you kissed? forget the whole kissing mommy and daddy, i kissed my dog. the next day it got run over in fron of the house. atleast thats what my mom tells me.
078. Do you believe in fate? no.
079. Do you believe in soul mates? yes.
080. If so, do you believe you will ever find yours? later on in life. not in highschool, fuck that.

~Sex Stuff~
081. Are you a virgin? no.
082. If not when/at what age did you lose your virginity? i dont remember.
083. Who did you lose it to? .......
084. Do you masturbate? haha what?
085. Have you ever had an orgasm? have YOU ever had an orgasm?
086. Ever used food during sex? ;)
087. Would you ever videotape a sex session? no.
088. Favorite sexual position? well...
089. Number of sex partners you have had? >:O
090. Ever sleep with someone you don't know? no wonder sarah skiped these.
091. Name a sexual fantasy you have actually acted out: NO.
092. Do you talk dirty during or before sex? i dont ever remember.
093. Do you like to be spanked? ooohhh yea babby.
094. Are you a tease? i dont think so.
095. Are you kinky? who isnt? ;)
096. Do you like bondage? only on sundays.
097. Do you go down? never.
098. Ever have sex with your best friend? no.
099. Ever have unprotected sex? no.
100. Ever had an STD? ..no.
101. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be? ben affleck. dear god, yes ben affleck. is scott peterson a celebrity?
102. Are you pregnant right now or think you may be pregnant? i am like so pregnant right now.
103. Have you ever had an abortion? 13 times.

~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have? one kind of. hes in jail right now.
105. What are your parent’s names? gracie and gary.
106. What are your sibling’s names? chris.
107. How many siblings does your mother have? 1
108. How many siblings does your father have? 2
109. Where are your parents from? i dont know ahahaa.
110. Is your family close? im close to my stepdads family. i hardly get to see my moms side, theyve mostly died off. and my dads side is a bunch of white fucks that i dont want to get to know.
111. Does your family get together for holidays? yea.
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? my whole step dads side of the family is drunk.
113. Any medical problems run through your family? cancer, anxiety, depression, schizophrenia.
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? YESSSSS.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? no.
117. Do you have step parents? yea.

118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? they pretty much disowned my half brother after he went to jail for breaking into a house in the middle of the day and stealing a shotgun.
119. If so for what? ^^
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? i hope so.

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? alot of what i listen to. i dont feel like naming every single one.
122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own? britney spears.
123. What's the best cd you own? at the drive in or the beatle's white album.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? i hate that laffy taffy song. how do people get into that?

125. Do you sing in the shower? no.
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? eh.
127. Pink: shes got to be gay.
128. Aerosmith: big lusty lips.

129. Madonna: im digging her erotica (sex mix) version.
130. Korn: abby.
131. Backstreet Boys: are lame.
132. The Beatles: love, love, love them.
133. Sublime: alright.
134. J.Lo: i hate this latina bitch.
135. *Nsync: i was so into them. i collected all their dolls and my walls were covered in posters. and i do mean covered.
136. Limp Bizkit: i had a limp bizkit party back in i think 6th grade. 7th i dont know.
137. Britney Spears: i hate her.
138. Creed: no.
139. Enrique Iglesias: i wasnt into that.
140. Good Charlotte: im embarrased for those boys.
141. Christina Aguilera: what the fuck happened to her face?
142. Eminem: i like his lyrics.

143. New Found Glory: i met the lead singer. thats about it.
144. Kelly Clarkson: i have to admit. if i was in the car alone and one of her songs came on...id sing along.
145. Kelly Osbourne: i like her daddy.
146. Mandy Moore: fuck her.

147. Eve: grow some hair.
148. Aaliyah: moreee than a woman.
149. Nelly: i hear hes in hunk from southsiders.
150. Alicia Keys: good.
151. Incubus: i really like them still.

~Favorites~
152. Color: brown, orange, yellow.
153. Food: double cheese burgers.
154. Song: i have so many.
155. Show: theres this show on the fox reality channel. its like unexplained mysteries or the unexplainable something like that. but they said that we may be able to live forever in a computer. degrassi.
156. School subject: my office aid periods.
157. Band/singer: i have too many.
158. Animal: not an elephant thats for fucking sure.
159. Outfit: jeans, brown shirt, my grey jacket.
160. Radio station: i like that college station 90.1.
161. Movie: fear and loathing in las vegas, baby.
162. Pair of shoes: my flip flops.
163. Cartoon/Anime: i hate anime.ill never give it a chance.
164. Actor: ben afleck, brad pitt, johnny depp
165: Actress: gwenyth paltrow. (sp?) rose mcgowan.
166. Potato chip: lemon chipss.
167. Drink: diet coke with fresh lime. (only at sonic)
168. Alcohol: vodka.
169. Holiday: x-mas, new years eve.
170. Perfume/cologne: A & F. ready.
171. Pizza topping: queso.
172. Jell-O flavor: cherry.
173. Lunch meat: ham maybe. i dont know.
174. Board game: does quija board count?
175. Video game: GTA (all of them)
176. Website: lyke totally myspace, duh. asshole.
177. Book: i like way too many. somehow diary really got me thinking though. so did prozac nation.
178. Computer game: squares.
179. Number: 3.
180. Cereal: that shit with the raisens.
181. Comedian: dane cook. ahaha.
182. Dessert: frostees.
183. Disney character: mickey mouse will always hold a special place in my heart.
184. Clothing store: abercrombie. hollister. the pants store.
185. Pastime: downloading horsey porn.
186. Teacher: mr. stanley.
187. Childhood toy: fufu. ashley knows. she also threw it over the fence one time for NO FUCKING REASON.
188. Carnival game/ride: i like allll of them.
189. Candy bar: hersheys chocolate bar with almonds.
190. Magazine: cosmogirl. :( yea yea yea.
191. Salad dressing: ranch.
192. Thing to do on the weekend: shoot up. jk.
193. Hot drink: coffee.
194. Season: fall.
195. Sport to watch: basketball.
196. Person to talk to online: abby. hugo is pretty interesting too.

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? orange.
198. What color are your bedroom walls? sick ass yellow. they used to be the COOOOOOLEST shade of green. my mom painted it one day out of anger.
199. Do you have posters on your wall? kind of.
200. If so of what? a picture of my dog bruzer and jimi hendrix.
201. Do you have a TV in your bedroom? yes.
202. How many pillows are on your bed? 4. the fourth one doesnt really count though. its smaller than my cat.
203. What do you normally sleep in? shirt and shorts.
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: my tattered red and black striped shirt. one time abby said it looked like something a poor boy would wear. oh and my blue shorts. a lady doesnt have to match to go to bed.
205. What size bed do you have? full.
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunk bed/daybed? no.
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? yea. i never use it though.
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? sometimes.
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: i have too many. its really weird. usually ive told ashley or abby.
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? not anymore.
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? two.
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? well i usually end up at the opposite side of the bed when i wake up in the morning. one time i was on the floor. and once i ended up on the couch in the living room.
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? just my cats.
214. Do you snore? no.
215. How about drool? i probably do. yummmm.
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? no. that would be my mom. she sleeps in the other room.
217. What color is the carpet in your room? i have wooden floors.
218. What's under your bed? cat toys and some pants.

~This or that~
219. Coke/Pepsi: coke (cain)
220. Doughnuts/bagels: baby doughnuts.
221. Day/night: night.
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: westcoast baby.
224. Make love/have sex: sex. ahaa.
225. Coffee/tea: coffee.
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: hamburgersssss.
227. Rap/rock: rock.
228. Britney/Christina: christina.
229. Swiss cheese/American cheese: american.
230. Real World/Road Rules: real world.

what happened to 231 - 276??

277. Religion: scientologist.
278. Emo music: :(
279. Valentine's Day: i hate it.
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: she came back? since when?
282. Abortion: just do it.
283. Inter-racial relationships: whatever floats their boats.
284. Murder: ahaha.
285. Death: when will thy cometh?
286. Obesity: me. its all those double cheeseburgers baby.
287. Pre-marital sex: eh.
288. Terrorism: what are they proving?
289. Pornography: last night...
290. Fortune tellers: id love to try one.
291. Threesomes: im not getting second hand dick...
292. Prostitution: its a living.
293. Politics: youve got jokes.
294. Country music: its ok.
295. George W. Bush: i dont think his choices are smart at all. but, who am i to stop it.
296. Cloning: i hope i get cloned one day.
297. Britney's boobs: are greaseballs, thats all.
298. Gas prices in America: are finally lowering.

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?
299. Jack: come backk. -rose.
300. Tiffany: recess. fuck youuu.
301. Ben: afleck.
302. Maria: maria maria maria.
303. Jennifer: my drug dealers name.
304. Nicole: richie.
305. Amy: n/a
306. Adam: hot.
307. Richard: nixon.
308. Justin: timberlake.
309. Arnold: governer.
310. Bob: i have an uncle named bob. everyone does.
311. Jessica: somehow that name rubs me wrong.
312. Charlotte: sexandthecity.
313. Kayla: ?
314. Jon: jonnnnnnnnnnnnnn. conor peterson!
315. Joe: isnt there a gay guy at school named joe? correct me if im wrong.
316. Elgy: sounds cool.
317. Michelle: nickalodeon.
318. Kenny: vaughan.
319. Brent: triangle eyebrows?
320. Tory: stupid name. i dont like it.
321. Billy: theres some asian guy at school.
322. Sarah: hedrick.
323. Natalie: portman.
324. Brittany: tits.
325. Nick: ehhh.
326. Linda: melinda?
327. Taylor: my little cousin. that shit. i hate her.
328. Jordan: stupidd.
329. Jaime: asshole.
330. Ashley: rojas.

~Have You Ever. ~
331. Mooned anyone? probably.
332. Been on a diet? last year i didnt eat for like a week and a half.
333. Been to a foreign country? ohhh yea.
334. Broken a bone? i think i broke my skull or something when i was itty bitty.
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? i almost did. inside a taco.
336. Swear at a teacher? mcfeaters is a fucking bitch.
337. Talked to a myspace member via e-mails or instant messages? who doesnt.
338. Gotten in a fight? all the time. i always love the huge physical fight that got me kicked out of a church one time though. its always a favorite.
339. Dated a teacher? ;)
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? no.
341. Thought about killing your enemy? of course.
342. Gone skinny dipping? i might have.
343. Met another myspace member in the flesh? yea.
344. Told a little white lie? little?
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? no.
346. Stolen anything? half of my closet.
347. Miss used a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? no.
348. Been on TV? i have! once in kinder on the news and i read my penguin poem.
349. Been on the radio? no.
350. Been in a mosh pit? i always try to stay away from those.
351. Been to a concert? yep.
352. Dated one of your best friends? ummm. no.
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? that song by brandi.
354. Deceived somebody close to you? yea.
355. Broken the law? oh lordy.
356. Been to a rodeo? i think i have.
357. Been on a talk show? no.
358. Been on a game show? no.
359. Been on an airplane? yes.
360. Got to ride on a fire truck? no. i have gotten to sit inside one though.
361. Came close to dying? so many times.
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? yea.
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? ooooh yea.
364. Terrorized a babysitter? i never had babysitters. well ones that wernt family.
365. Made a mud pie? better yet, i used to make mud cities. for bugs.
366. Had a dream that you’re falling off a cliff? yea. i end up on the other side of the room.
367. Snuck out of the house at night? yea. until my window got boarded up.
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? i dont know. i was probably too drunk anyway to remember...if i didnt remember my name at one point.
369. Had an eating disorder? used to.
370. Felt like you didn't belong? yea.
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? one time with stacie and jesse. but it was fun i guess. i got a cold pizza in return and almost drove stacies car off a cliff.
372. Smoked? yeah.
373. Done drugs? yeah.
374. Been arrested? yes.
375. Had your tonsils removed? hmmmm.
376. Gone to camp? i think one time i did. it was ghetto. i hated it.
377. Won a bet? alll the time.
378. Written a love letter? i dont know.
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? i dont go out of my way for that.
380. Written a love poem? not poems.
381. Kissed in the rain? i dont remember.
382. Slow danced with someone you love? i cant da da danceee.
383. Participated in cyber sex? ahahahahAHsfds.
384. Faked an orgasm? probably.
385. Stolen a kiss? how does one steal a kiss.
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yeaaaaa.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? i dont think so.
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? probably.
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? nope.
390. Done jail time? well juvi time.
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? ive never had a job in my life.
392. Won a trophy? yea.
393. Thrown up in public? HAHAHA. one time with abby. hussling and tussling night. i walked off nonchalantly though.
394. Bowled a perfect game? i dont know how to bowl.
395. Failed/got held back? never.
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? i was gone most of my sophmore year.
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? no.
398. Taken ballet lessons? nope.
399. Attempted suicide? too many times.
400. Cut yourself? yeah.

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? yes.
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? big ones and little ones.
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? once or twice.
404. Did you play Simon Says? yeaapp.
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? i might have.
406. Did you wet the bed? probably.
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? well my old house WAS haunted.
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? well i had those. but i always wore them on different days. i was one of those kids who didnt give a shit.
409. Were you shy? no. i was a little shit.
410. Were you spoiled? yes.
411. Were you abused? i guess i was.
412. Did you go to the circus? YES
413. Did you go to the zoo? there was something ugly about the zoo
414. Were you in a car accident? lots of times.
415. Did you build snowmen? ive never been in snow. ive seen it from far away in new mexico. thats about it.
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? never.
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? uh YEA.
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? no.
420. Were you afraid of the dark? i loved that show. and yes i was.
421. Did you have slumber parties? at ashleys house.
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block? no :(
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? no.
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/and the Tooth Fairy? no. from a young age i was always aware that those were just colorful nicknames for my mom and dad.

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? yea.
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: cell phone. keys. CDs.
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? im missing the old MTV.
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? porn star. juuussst playing.
430. What would your movie star name be? i dont know.
431. Do you play any sports? i played every sport you can imagine until i broke my back. so now i act and sing.
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? carrie. i dont like that jesus with the lit up eyes.
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? ummmmm.
434. Do you have a nickname for any of your pets? popes. gatito. gatillo.
435. Do you drive? yea.
436. What is your dream car? '67 mustang. red. with a black racing stripe down the front.
437. Do you think you're good looking? nah.
438. Do others think your goodlooking? i dont know.
439. Would you ever sky dive? no.
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? no. i cant say that i do.
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 4.
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? i love them.
443. Do you believe in God? yes and no.
444. Do you believe in Santa? no.
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? questionable.
446. Do you believe there is a hell? also questionable. its hard to tell what comes after death. i couldnt tell you.
447. Do you own a pool table? no.
448. Do you have a pool? i wish.
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? i thought everyone did.
450. Do you like chocolate? dark chocolate.
451. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? i dont have a calendar.
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? like 6 or 7.
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? when im on denial.
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? this years was pretty damn good.
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? ive got jack johnsong and tom o'leary waiting for you.
456. What is your weakness? i dont know.
457. Name something you can't get enough of: cheese. im pretty much on my way to clogged arteries by now.
458. Describe yourself in 4 adjectives: ghetto fab, hot mama?
459. How many kids do you want to have? if i ever had kids. id kill them trust me.
460. Future daughter’s names: n/a
461. Future son’s names: n/a
462. What is your ideal way to die? i have many ideal ways.
463. How do you release stress? i go to sleep or i yell at people.
464. Are you a trendy person? not even.
465. Are you an artistic person? yes.
466. Are you a realistic person? im so realistic it makes people cry.
467. Do you un-tie your shoes everytime you take them off? i wear flip flops and shit like that.
468. Are you a strong person? yes.
469. Are you a strong-willed person? yes.
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? i dont have an email.
471. Who is the last person to IM you? abby.
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? lame.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? no.
474. Are you a good story teller? indeed i am.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? i havnt figured it out yet.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? i have lots of great accomplishments.
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? incense.
478. Do you do yoga? id like to.
479. Do you have your own credit card? i wish.
480. Let's say you win the lotto. What would you buy? the usual fab things people would buy for themselves. id also buy hamburgers for the poor people under commerce.
481. Do you have a check book? no.
482. Do you like your driver’s license picture? i probably wont end up liking it.
483. Do you tan easily? i wish.
484. What color is your hair naturally? i dont remember.
485. How many fillings do you have? zero.
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? zero.
487. Worst feeling in the world? failing.
488. Best feeling in the world? winning.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? half empty.
490. Last thing you downloaded? 13 & god.
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? LOL. TTYL. BRB.
492. What do you think people think of you? im a drug addicted bitch. atleast thats what i hear. im not complaining. i have one more year of school.
493. Are you a likeable person? to people i like. and to people who are nice to me.
494. Do you need therapy? currently in therapy.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? yea.
496. What’s the best way to be proposed to? i dont know. something romantic.
497. What kind of movie would you star in? didnt we aleady go over this?
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? what?
499. When are you moving? soon. i hope, very very soon.
500. What is your favorite phrase? dont know.
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