Happy Birthday.
I wish you.. everything you deserve.

Well, I got my jail thing out of the way on Wednesday ( my brother's birthday also ( Read more... )

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r.i.p. dimebag darrell abbott

yet another legend lost to us

i wish i could talk to adam and cry with him about it..


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( a fifth of jager and a case of beer )

WELLLLLLP.. I got arrested last night.
Nothing HUGE, but being in the back of a cop car and hearing "You're under arrest" is NEVER fun.

Here's what happened, if you care to know:

I went over to my brother and Rachel's and was going to spend the night, hang out and watch movies with my brother ( Read more... )

R.I.P. SHADOW
cause of death: hit and run


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"Are you satisfied?" I asked the silent room. "Is it enough?" There was no answer, of course. "Why did you even bother? What was the goddamn point ( Read more... )

ALL-TIME GREATEST PICK-UP LINE
If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Get your own Magic Pick Up Line

EVERYONE LISTEN UP, I'd like you to meet Lars J. Fredericksen.


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