♕ un; [voice/text] (voice in french)

Jul 17, 2011 13:48

[Someone calls out across the network in slightly bored French:] Surely this is a joke, a movie set! "Use this," ah? If you insist, you lovely blue contraption.

To whoever is responsible for this, you should know that your sense of humor is incredibly lacking in originality. [He sighs and footsteps can be heard--he's walking. The speaker coughs ( Read more... )

!comm: discedo

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[TEXT] because he does not speak French thepurpleway July 17 2011, 18:56:57 UTC
[All the words sound...nice? But the text is what catches his attention most. That's because he can understand it.]

_Sure thing! What would you like to chat about?| [Because chatting with strangers is normal!]

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[TEXT] crotchroses July 17 2011, 19:01:48 UTC
Oh, the weather perhaps. And why I am here, and who is responsible for this!

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[TEXT] thepurpleway July 17 2011, 19:07:48 UTC
_Ah, you must be new then! I'm afraid my answers may be incomplete. The ones responsible may be the doctors, from what I understand.

_The weather seems quite windy as of late.|

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[TEXT] crotchroses July 17 2011, 19:23:54 UTC
Doctors, you say. Yes, that is a very incomplete answer, but thank you anyway. Please, call me France.

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[TEXT] thepurpleway July 17 2011, 19:31:08 UTC
_My apologies. Perhaps someone who has been here a while longer can give you a more complete answer.

_...France? As in...the country? I'm Gakupo.|

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[TEXT] crotchroses July 19 2011, 03:58:59 UTC
There is no need to apologize. I suppose information is in short supply. Yes, the one and only great Républiquℯ française! It is a pleasure.

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[TEXT] thepurpleway July 19 2011, 04:01:13 UTC
_Ah, another country. I wonder how many are here, now.

_Are you aware of which area you're in?|

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[TEXT] crotchroses July 19 2011, 04:24:47 UTC
Quite a few from what I have heard. I was told I'm in Spero, yes.

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[TEXT] thepurpleway July 19 2011, 04:30:03 UTC
_Ah, so am I! Welcome, then! Please watch out for the raptors...|

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[TEXT] crotchroses July 19 2011, 04:30:45 UTC
... Those are extinct.

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[TEXT] thepurpleway July 19 2011, 04:32:21 UTC
_I wouldn't bring them up if that were the case.|

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[TEXT] crotchroses July 19 2011, 04:34:18 UTC
I don't know, you could be joking.

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[TEXT] thepurpleway July 19 2011, 04:36:01 UTC
_Considering this is the first time we've spoken, that's logical to believe. But I wouldn't joke about such a thing! I swear on my sword!|

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[TEXT] crotchroses July 19 2011, 04:45:18 UTC
I hope I don't have the misfortune of being proven wrong with my own eyes. Perhaps I should take your word for it?

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[TEXT] thepurpleway July 19 2011, 04:52:50 UTC
_With the amount I've seen lately, that may very well be the case.

_Please do. Feel free to ask anyone else about it if you don't believe me. Also, it would be best to find shelter.|

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[TEXT] crotchroses July 19 2011, 04:59:04 UTC
I am doing so as we speak!

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