♕ deux; [video (French)/text (translated)]

[crotchroses]

I am quite bored here, with so little to do. Perhaps, should anyone in Spero desire friendly company, I could be of service? Nothing with the strings attached, as they say; perhaps a talk on the roof of a building in the starlight or a meeting over lunch or dinner.

--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than

Comments

[asideglance]

France-san and England-san have such an interesting relationship...

Ah. Also, please disregard Romano-kun's comments on rifles involving me.

[crotchroses]

Angleterre is just as unwashed as he always has been. [pause] ... 'Interesting'? [wtf Japan 8|||]

... That must have been... ... uncomfortable. Are you saying that Romano's tale is false? I would not be surprised, and yet if Amerique was involved...

[asideglance]

...Interesting. [aka BRB SHIPPING IT]

E-eh, ah-- it is truly not important, but... I did not say it was false...

[crotchroses]

That explains absolutely nothing, Japon.

[LOL SMIRK.] Then you mean to say that it was a significant event! I see.

[asideglance]

It is just that you both have such history together.

[NOT EVEN COMMENTING ON THE SECOND PART]

[crotchroses]

So you are fascinated by our wars. [SMILING MORE] I am so flattered! Do you mean that? Of course you do, if I am involved, it must be riveting.

[asideglance]

They are quite fascinating. But France-san and England-san have moments of peace, as well, don't they?

[crotchroses]

Oui. Is there a point you wish to make? [staring at Japan 8| you're acting weird, man.]

[asideglance]

It is just a nice relationship. Ah, such history and change... Yet repetitiveness...

[crotchroses]

... A what?

Are you ill, Kiku? --Has something happened to Angleterre? Don't be offended by anything he says, you know those eyebrows destroy what little intelligence he has.

[asideglance]

I assure you I'm quite healthy.

[crotchroses]

Then, at the risk of being rude, what is that nonsense coming out of your mouth? Is this sarcastic commentary?~

[asideglance]

E-eh? I do not understand...

[crotchroses]

I am so confused!

[asideglance]

[LOLOLOL]

My sincerest apologies. Ah, but I should get back to what I was doing and leave France-san to his own business.

[crotchroses]

Y-you can't simply do that and leave no explanation!

Come to think of it, Angleterre has not yet replied to this broadcast...

Do you know where he is? How am I supposed to humiliate him if he is not even around to see it?! [FFFFFFUUU-]