♕ trois; [video] (doppleganger event) (ENGLISH)

[crotchroses]

[Hey Fortuna you're now being treated to--]

OHONHONHONHON!~

[A naked blonde Frenchman sprawled on a couch, with a fortunately-placed baguette censoring him perfectly.]

BONJOUR, FORTUNA!

This place is so miserable and I will complain about it and add heaps of self denial!

Il ya une grenouille dans mon pantalon! Ohonhonhon~

Now, which one of

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[hullonurse]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[crotchroses]

[BLOWS ANOTHER KISS also he's speaking English have fun with that.]

Rosemary! How good to see you.

[hullonurse]

[Well that's odd but not nearly as odd as everything else]

Put your clothes on!

[crotchroses]

Why?

[hullonurse]

Because you're naked!

[crotchroses]

It's nothing you haven't seen before.

[hullonurse]

I worked very hard to wipe that sight from my memory, I'm not pleased to see it again. No one wants to see that rubbish! Not to mention you're wasting perfectly good food and you're going to catch your death walking around like that.

[crotchroses]

So sweet, Rosemary. I wish you would come visit me.~

And I'm not wasting it!

[hullonurse]

I'm not going anywhere near you, you frog-

... Don't eat that!

I'M SORRY ROSEMARY alskdjfalsd gangerfrance is extra creepy

[crotchroses]

What? It's not touching me if that's what you think.

Though I wish you were. [ohonhonhon]

TERRIBLE

[hullonurse]

... You're really just as perverted as her, aren't you? Keep that rubbish to your dreams, I don't want anything to do with it.

8>

[crotchroses]

Her who? Should I be jealous of someone?

[hullonurse]

You know exactly who I mean, don't be ridiculous.

[crotchroses]

Non. I don't. And what if I love being ridiculous, mm?

[hullonurse]

... Who else would I be comparing you to? [You're being weird today, France, speaking English and now this...]

[crotchroses]

Why would you compare me to anyone? I am one of a kind.