♕ treize; [video; English/text translation]

[crotchroses]

[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off

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[fettuttittes]

[This is her, lurking on the network as she's curled up in her bed, stubbornly ignoring everything and everyone.

Ha. Of service, of course. What else could she ever expect from him]

video;

[crotchroses]

[He's stalking the network because, to be frank, he's bored. And... and after everything that's happened, he's not spoken to her, and--]

... Romana! I see you there. Why not say hello to me, mm?

video;

[fettuttittes]

[Damn this stupid thing. For a moment she considers not replying, but he knows she's there and she knows he'll be a pain in the ass.

So instead she just replies in text]

Because I clearly don't want to, idiota.

video;

[crotchroses]

[POUTING.]

Why not? Non, never mind it doesn't matter! We haven't spoken properly in so long, I was beginning to worry.

[mysterycross]

...
What the heck are ya on about now?

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[crotchroses]

If you have to ask... [None of the nations understand.

Except maybe Seychelles and Greece.

:( ]

[crotchroses]

Everyone is so miserable! I will change this while we look for a means of eventual escape.

[mysterycross]

...
Don't think there's much ya can do.

[Video]

[meilihua]

...I...really don't understand anything you just said. [You just kept going on and on and on and on...]

[Video]

[crotchroses]

That is fine! English is overrated anyway, but you can read the text, non?

[Video]

[meilihua]

W-well, I understood all the words! I just have no idea what you're talking about.

[Video]

[crotchroses]

Mm? Ah, but you should know! This is fine, I will explain it if you want me to.

[brotundbier]

Pffffft.

[crotchroses]

... Oui, Allemagne?

[brotundbier]

There's a lot of things I could respond to this with.

[crotchroses]

You are being suspiciously polite to me. I won't stop you from replying to this with those things but--

[Wow this is so awkward.]

... Forget it. Say what you like, I am doing what I can to help the people here.

[text]

[lastofthelegacy]

Another complete idiot.

No wonder no one has managed to find those scientists and escape yet.

[text]

[crotchroses]

Don't be jealous.

[obviously this is... clearly the appropriate response.]

[text] oh god that icon

[lastofthelegacy]

This is really what you want to waste your time with?

Though I suppose I can think of a use for you.

[text] I have much better/worse IT HAS ONLY BEGUN...

[crotchroses]

Unless you want a foot up your ass--though I'm not certain it could fit next to that stick--you will not attempt any such thing.