I'm at Jenn's house and I'm drunk. Yaaaaay. That's all.

Sooo. Today I went to the post office, and the lady called me sir. Then I went grocery shopping, and my cart kept veering to the left and I couldn't maneuver it around the store. And also, my mother had a conniption because I drank the blue gatorade and it's supposedly hers and if I drink it all she'll feel guilty and not be able to buy it again ( Read more... )

Yesterday my family decided to do the impromptu Let's Go To Penn State And Get Your Shit expedition. So me and mom and sis descended on Le Point-ay and freaked out the roomies and packed a bunch of crap. Then Kerri and Caitlin came over and brought alcohol and my sister got sorta tipsy and referred to herself as crunked, thereby winning the ( Read more... )

I have been awake for about 27 hours straight. And I think it's pretty swell. Yesterday, I embarked on an adventure to Atlantic City with Chris and Bartley. And it was ridiculous. There was some almost-getting-kicked-out-of-a-casino ridiculosity, and some random concert ridiculosity, and a crazy old cigarette lady, and low-flying seagulls, and ( Read more... )

Overanalyzing is not good for the soul. Or the brain, for that matter. Sometimes I really wish I could turn my brain off.

La-la-la-life is good. Like, really good. Like it hasn't been in a good long time. I got my old job back at the BBDubs (Bath and Body Works, for all you people who can't jive with my lingo or some nonsense). So I'm starting there again on the 9th. Fuck word cash flow ( Read more... )

i am so frustrated with myself.

what exactly am i so afraid of?

Dear Keanu Reeves,
Fucking with the time-space continuum is NOT OK. Gaaaaah. You can't just be dead, and then not be dead anymore, and then just skip two years of your life. I am so in hate with you right now.

Well that just must be your opinion, cause see, no one told me. I'll keep that in mind in the future though.

My life is starting to bear an obnoxious resemblance to an 80's teen movie. Albeit one where Molly Ringwald ends up with Anthony Michael Hall instead of Jake Ryan. Which is fine by me. Jake Ryan was probably super boring anyway.

Now if only John Cusack would show up at my window with a boom box.