It's been so long, my internet friends!

[croutonochrist]

I've been so bizzy with work and such that I haven't updated the ol' ElJay lately. I've been all up in ONTD, but I've been a big bag of fail when it comes to reading and commenting on everyone else's journals. So to repent for my sins, I'll admit a few embarassing things about myself

Comments

[elliottsherman]

oh my. nickelback? bert mccracken? what happened to the miss crouton i know and love?

just teasing bb, i've never heard the nickelback song tbh so i can't say anything.

your gym teacher sounds like an asshole, ugh! first day?! you did right by banging her face with the door.

i don't remember the ~moment~ i discovered what a 69 was. i think i knew it was some scandalous sex thing for sure, just no details.

[croutonochrist]

I know, I know. I seem to be plagued with a lot of bad crushes. But it's only in that video. I don't even know what it is. It's just........hot. It's not really super embarassing, just kinda funny.

Yeah, this gym teacher was known for being a cunt. As if it wasn't embarassing enough to hit her in the face in front of everyone, she had to be a douche about it.

I kinda figured 69 was something sexual by the way people giggled when they talked about it. I just never knew it was THAT.

[eeeeep]

i used to like a rly old nickelback song but i don't remember what it was.

lol bert. i prefer jeph & quinn. everyone loves quinn but idk anyone who likes jeph. :-/

i really don't remember when i found out about 69, but i remember finding out what a blowjob was in 5th grade. too young imo!

[croutonochrist]

It's weird though, I was pretty well versed in sexual terms when I was younger. I hung out with a lot of boys, so I pretty much knew everything. I just didn't know about 69. And I was far too embarassed to ask.

[nicknolteshair]

awwww - iv'e been really bad at updating lately too. i forgive you!

I miss you and all my old internet buds. i don't know anyone anymore...;(

[bangbangusuck]

I learned what 69 meant when I was standing next to the pool in Aruba and my mom was ordering a risque drink called The 69er and she was like "zomg giggle!! Sewww dirty!!" & I'm all like wtf does that mean mommy?!
ugh, sick lol