And he just said "mucus". Well played, Mr. Newman. Well played.

Is it weird to wake up singing "Fergalicious"? Because I did this morning. Quite literally I rolled over and went "I be up in the gym just workin' on my fitness". I fail.:(

Jesus, why do I want to sex this so bad?

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According to this site, I have angered Jesus with my wicked ways.

http://www.livingwaters.com/good/ <---make sure you read carefully, I think I admitted to murdering someone ( Read more... )

If you guessed Science Boy, then you are correct, sir. I went to visit the little dropout just to say hi, talk, watch TV, have sex- er...um....I mean, make brownies for orphans ( Read more... )

Srsly. The financial aid catastrofuck is still eating away at my soul. It's been resolved, but I'm still anxious. I'm paranoid that some "computing error"(as they put it)will happen again and I'll be back in the same situation. Before, I never even considered something like this could happen. I figured these people were professionals that would be ( Read more... )

If anyone needs me, I'll be eating my hand. 'Cause I'm at school, and I don't have this money. My tummy's growling like crizazy. I feel so poor ( Read more... )

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