WHAT ARE YOU ALL--

STOP THAT!

COVER YOURSELF UP, DAMMIT!

WAIT--

GOD DAMMIT, STOP THAT!! IT'S INDECENT!

GANTA, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, I NEED HELP SOME HELP WITH THIS SHIT.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HE--

[It sounds like Senji makes a strangled squeak as his body locks up, followed by a resounding thud. He's out, at least for the moment.]

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So would somebody who's still an adult and not crazy tell me just what exactly is going on around here? It's like half the people around here got replaced with kids or some shit like that. Or got replaced with fucking animals. Since when do the curses go wild like this? Or is this like that time I turned into a chick? Either way it's one of the ( Read more... )

[You can hear a motorcycle engine roaring as the recording begins, as well as some music playing from no where. And you can see Senji sitting back, looking far too happy as he tears along the streets of the City. And of course, he has to shout to talk.]Now this is what I'm talking about! A curse that gives me a fucking motorcycle? I will not ( Read more... )

Oi, brat. You ready to have your ass handed to you yet? 'Cause I've got the spare time to grind you into the ground.

Meet me at the beach, if you haven't gone to hide.

Ganta! We're going to the Underground tomorrow, so bring a map if you've got one. I don't wanna have to carve our way out, if I don't have to.

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You're shitting me.

You've got to be shitting me.

This is not happening. This CAN'T be happening.

I HAVE BOOBS. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE BOOBS?!

GANTA, IF YOU DID THIS, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. YOU WILL GET HIT DEAD FUCKING CENTER.

FUCKING SHIT, I'M INDECENT.

[ooc: Ganta said Senji should get his come-upings by turning into a girl. And lo, he ( Read more... )

[Audio started]

--ANTA!

…Wait a minute. I was just inside, underground. And now I’m outside, and… my feet are wet. [short pause] Because I’m suddenly standing in a fountain. Definitely not dead center.

[sloshing as Senji steps out of the fountain, mumbling about how he liked those boots]GANTA. GET THE HELL BACK HERE. I DON’T CARE WHAT HAPPENED, ( Read more... )