"I must be one of the devil's daughters, when I come around, scandal is my name..."

[crowbarmassacre]

Alright, It's been months since I've written an entry inside your little stock of memory mr. livejournal. So, this should be a good one, a very long one at that

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[__siamesedream]

oh, hansen, how i've missed your posts. people are mean and i don't like most of them either.

[crowbarmassacre]

aren't they?

I'm so freaking happy it's my day off today!

work is for hardened people, especially restaurant work.

[wrecktheplace]

HANSEN!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

You're missed. Come to Montreal. We'll rob banks and frighten the elderly.

[crowbarmassacre]

YES!

I would love to frighten the elderly...and since some wear diapers I wouldn't feel so bad if they pooped and peed all over themselves.

afterward, we'd all go out for ice cream, you, grandma _____ and I.

[foreverruptured]

OH HANSEN....HANSEN...HANSEN...BO BANSEN. Yes, it's been literally ages since we last conversed or whatever. ah, I thought you died or moved to europe and became a tortured artist to forever live your life with a one legged man..(I have not clue why I imagined it, this just seemed right though). Hmmm this is not such the case. Well if you ever make it to the dirty filthy town of Las Vegas ....let's do lunch...or go to the local gay bar and shoot the breeze...or possibly just do interpretive dance on the strip????

_Brent_

[crowbarmassacre]

oh, yes, I have been practicing, while drunk, intepretive dance.

so far, I've gotten a story of a woman who is being devoured by a bear, but also, it is a metaphor for love.

also, this gives me an excuse to wear a bear hat.

you can be the woman, therefore, it will give you an excuse to dress in drag (make sure to dress like a little korean lady too!).

[monster_pranks]

you, sir, are missed greatly in the oklahoma state.

josi. (i believe i speak for miss paige also)

[crowbarmassacre]

*cries uncontrollably*

*gains self control*

I love you.