Smartcar names.

[crowhen]

I need to name the car. So far everyone seems to think it's a girl, but I still think "Napolean" would be an awesome name

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[count_01]

I think Napoleon is an awesome name for a little car! Besides, I'm not sure if I were a lady, that I'd always trust a girl car to get me where I wanted to go. All of my cars have been ladies.

That's not to say there's anything wrong with naming a car a lady's name, of course; it just has to feel right.

[crowhen]

The car just doesn't feel like a girl, even though I call it "she." It's hard to explain. Sort of like she's gender challenged. She doesn't want to be called a girly name!

[count_01]

Then perhaps Sidney or Terry, which could be a boy's name and is kind of "butch" for a girl, but could still belong to a she.

[doronjosama]

You could always name her Bonaparte. ^_^ It's a cute name!

[bellumed]

Bebe Bonaparte, y/y?

[kadymae]

Do not genderfuck your car. If your car has told you it's a boy, then listen.

And this is Napoleon in the Napoleon Dynamite way, right? ;) I mean given that you're going for putting red hearts on it, right?

[crowhen]

In the Bonaparte way. That man was a hottie. And reading his war maxims is like reading The Art of War by a frenchman.

[kimonos_house]

Minutia