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[crowhurst]

It's TOTALLY reconfirmed: my crush on Kelly Osbourne is in full effect again. I just watched the pilot for 'Life as We Know It' and spent the whole show watching and saying "AW KELLY :((((((" SHE'S SO CUTE. I need to start meeting girls who look like Kelly Osbourne and people who can introduce me to Kelly Osbourne. THAT IS ALL. OVER + OUT.

Comments

[yrmajesty]

how embarrassing that i am currently replying to your post re: LAWKI during the commercial break of the LAWKI marathon.

[crowhurst]

We clearly rule just a little too hard. <3

[nightburglar]

Gross. She <3's butter.

[crowhurst]

I think she's my ideal weight for attraction. I really think she's got an adorable face, too. I've never really been attracted to stick-figures. And there's nothing wrong with butter!

[nightburglar]

There's a difference between stick figures and being pretty overweight(I'm no Heidi Klum, but I do not have a FUPA, for instance). I guess I think her face is awful as well. However much I dislike her physical features, they are outweighed by how she totally whored out her dad's fame in order to become an obnoxious media personality. But whatever floats your boat, lol.

[nightburglar]

PS. Butter is kind of great.

[yrmajesty]

we like girls that EAT. i think i've just adopted a southern "oh, she eats a lot" thing. i fit in, real well. i like southern eating styles. 'cause "oh, she eats a lot". gotta go, back to the wild rice - walnut - cranberry leftovers.

[crowhurst]

On top of that, I like British girls with southern eating styles.