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[crowhurst]

I HATE when ex-girlfriends look better than I do. I need to diet and fix up this mess that I've become or else no one will ever have me again. It's probably best to disappear and stop teasing myself with these seeds of myself left over from those days when I grew and grew and grew my plants all into stalky weeds with hanging arms. I am horrible to

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oh shut up.

[crowhurst]

???

NO.

[nightburglar]

You don't need tp lose weight or do anything else to your body.
If it'd make you feel better, go for it, but you definitely look good without it.

[crowhurst]

I disagree. I mean, it will make me feel better, but I'm clearly not keeping up with everyone else. They've moved on past me and become better, more attractive people. I've moved on from them and have continued to slide and slide into this disgusting noise that I am now.

But thank you for the pity compliment anyway :x

[nightburglar]

It wasn't a pity comment.

[nightburglar]

If I secretly thought you were fat, and you were like "Blah Blah I'm going on a diet", I'd be like "Good Luck with that!" and be secretly thinking, "Thank Christ, he is such a buttermonster!" Same would go if I thought you were ugly or even slightly unattractive. I don't mess around with these type of things.