I was a good girl this year. I shined my rubber, cleaned my leather, and treated my toys like gold. Sure, I slapped around a few boys, but, I'm told that doing that can be good sometimes.
Unfortunately, I write you to say that my poor child is somewhere in paris, in the hands of some idiot that doesn't realize the power that she possesses. That's right, she was kidnapped. Coincidentally, right after I singletailed some guy on the balls.
I need a new child. Can Santa hook me up? I can provide monetary bribe. I would like her to be green, and pretty, just like her big sister.
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I was a good girl this year. I shined my rubber, cleaned my leather, and treated my toys like gold. Sure, I slapped around a few boys, but, I'm told that doing that can be good sometimes.
Unfortunately, I write you to say that my poor child is somewhere in paris, in the hands of some idiot that doesn't realize the power that she possesses. That's right, she was kidnapped. Coincidentally, right after I singletailed some guy on the balls.
I need a new child. Can Santa hook me up? I can provide monetary bribe. I would like her to be green, and pretty, just like her big sister.
Thanks, Santa.. I always believed in you!
xx
Dante Marie Posh
Age don't worry about it!
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