Comments | crowmohindav: "I'm a sinner and God's a pervert"

crowmohindav

"I'm a sinner and God's a pervert"

Feb 21, 2004 23:47

Something I noticed about myself lately ( Read more... )

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Millions of peaches, peaches for me... crowmohindav February 22 2004, 16:10:23 UTC

Nobody gives you shit because you have those crazy eyes that seem to peer into a person's very soul, thus rendering them too afraid too piss you off for fear of you coming into their room at night and eating their pet gerbil. (Damn that was a run-on sentence...sorry, I'm a little wired right now. Mmmmm...Red Bull.)

-Mr. Pink (Justin)

Re: Millions of peaches, peaches for me... crowmohindav February 22 2004, 17:39:04 UTC

I don't eat gerbil!!! I prefer guinea Pigs, the delicacy of the Inca...

-R

THAT'S IT! nonamecanxplain February 23 2004, 03:44:22 UTC

YOU'RE FIRED. CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK....what are you doing? put the meat cleaver down...no...think about this Ryan...you don't waaaaAArrrrRRgggggGGg ::gurgle,gurgle::

crowmohindav February 23 2004, 05:23:34 UTC

I couldn't hold back the laughter as I pulled the cleaver from his forehead and made pizza using his blood for sauce! That pizza tasted aweful...

The true story of the original Victorio's...

-rrrrrrrrr

I have to agree angelamy7100 February 22 2004, 23:08:00 UTC

I hate to say it being that I'm a man hunting woman and all but most of what you say is true. take for ex. my bestbud who moved this total loser I mean 24 no job alcoholic and had a 7 year old in with her cause she didn't want to be alone and then tried to clean him and get him a job and can't fugure out why it didn't work like hello. I often ask my slef why are women so man crazy I mean I like to enjoy men but I wouldn't just move one in so I wasn't alone it disapoints me that women can be so smart yet so stupid when it comes to boys anyway no more bitching . I'm Keri's friend amy by the way though I should mention that since keri says it's rude to comment without first introducing your self. well good luck with being a supervsior or teacher hope it works out for you.

Re: I have to agree crowmohindav February 22 2004, 23:55:01 UTC

It's true. Women -do- suck... But sometimes they suck in a good way...

-The Ryan

Re: I have to agree crowmohindav February 23 2004, 15:35:16 UTC

Heh, heh...all riiiiight....keggidy-ow!

-Quagmire

smashingpeggy February 24 2004, 18:32:58 UTC

Hey, what if all guys were nice? Then the women wouldn't suck, right?

crowmohindav February 24 2004, 22:33:57 UTC

That's an interesting question, but I'm afraid this scenario can never happen. An evolutionist like myself would think of it in terms of competing genetic strategies. Let's just say that for some unknown reason all humans at some point were nice and morality played a major role in everyone's life. Now let's just say we put one male into the mix that is programmed genetically to sleep with as many females as possible and move on to the next. This change can happen in one of two ways: mutation or genetic drift, which I won't get into. But just say this one male is introduced into the population. This male will successfully father many children, thus spreading the gene for the behavior to his sons. After this gene thrives evolution will select for females who are good at recognizing the dishonest males. And so More genes will evolve in males that help that male to more cleverly trick the female into sexual intercourse. So in that way guys will always be assholes ( ... )