Words of Wisdom...

[crowmohindav]

-Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Comments

[ciardasully]

Your first one reminds me of a mad lib I did with my roomate. It was something like "I spend my summers on my Uncle's farm. My Uncle always says 'The early erection gets the contraceptive foam' and boy was he right!"

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[angelamy7100]

That's a lot of wisdom for us simple people to handle I think that it has caused a short circuit in my brain and now there's smoke pouring out of my ears. I guess i don't take well to wisdom.