Predicaments of A Flushed Nature (epilogue) [homestuck]
Predicaments of A Flushed Nature [epilogue]
author: crown_celestial
summary: Kanaya goes to Rose for her problems. [Kanaya/Vriska]
arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA]
AG: Helloooooooo
AG: Kanayaaaaaaaa
AG: Stop ign8ring me!
AG: I know you're there.
AG: Just
AG: Answer already!!!!!!!!
GA: Forgive Me
GA: I Was Simply Chatting With Somebody Else
GA: I Didnt Mean To Ignore You
AG: Yeah right!
AG: You haven't talked to me at 8ll since the 8ame ended!
AG: But you've been t8lking to that pink witch all this time!
GA: How Do You Know That
AG: I'm not stuuuuuuuupid!
AG: Besides, she told me herself!
GA: Rose Told You
GA: :?
AG: Yeah! ::::)
GA: What Did She Say
AG: None of your business, Miss Meddly McFussyfangs!
AG: 8esides, you're talking to her right n8w, aren't you?
AG: Why d8n't you ask her yourself????????
GA: It Would Be Awkward To
GA: I Never Assumed Her To Be Of A Meddlesome Nature
AG: Huh. May8e that's why you 8oth get along so well! Meddly meddlers.
GA: Im Only Doing What I Should Do
AG: Oh reaaaaaaaally
AG: Last time I checked, you didn't seem to care a8out where I go or what I do anymore!!!!!!!!
AG: So what, you're her moir8il now?
AG: All you have to do is say so, you kn8w!
AG: I never needed you anyway!!!!!!!!
AG: I have soooooooo many more people lining up begging for me to take them as a moir8il! So many, you don't even know!
AG: 8esides you did such a bad jo8 of it!
GA: Please Dont
AG: Don't what, Kanaya?
AG: Call you out on your 8ullshit?
AG: You're the worst moirail in the history of moiraillegiance!
AG: You can't even 8r8k up with someone properly!
AG: At least Feferi had the courtesy to tell Eridan it was over!
AG: 8ut with you, noooooooo!!!!!!!!
AG: It's just the cold shoulder all the time!
AG: Were you that jealous of me?
GA: What
AG: Just 8ecause I got to kiss Tavros!
AG: He wasn't even that much of a kisser, let me tell you.
AG: You would have 8een 8etter off with s8me8ne else!
GA: What
GA: What On Alternia Are You Talking About
AG: Oh pleaaaaaaaase Kanaya
AG: I know you saw me kissing Tavros during the game!
AG: That's why you're so mad, aren't you?
AG: Well you can have him!
AG: Wh8teveeeeeeeer.
GA: You
GA: Are
GA: Such
GA: An
GA: Idiot
AG: Whaaaaaaaat?
GA: You Honestly Think I Have Red Feelings For Tavros
AG: Well, what else c8n it 8e?
GA: Sometimes I Wonder Myself
GA: This Is A Preposterous Infatuation
AG: It is!!!!!!!!
AG: I'm glad you see it my way.
AG: So what, are you still my l8usy supp8rtive friend?
AG: Even if you're the worst l8usy supp8rtive friend ever!
AG: I suppose I can still take you back.
GA: No
AG: What?
GA: I Said No
GA: I Dont Want To Be Your Lousy Supportive Friend Vriska
AG: Well sheesh! You just had to say s8!
AG: S8 s8rry f8r 8ffering!
AG: I never wanted you t8 be my moirail anyway!
GA: Neither Did I
GA: Vriska
GA: This Is Difficult For Me To Say
AG: Hahahahahahaha
AG: Reaaaaaaaally now????? ::::)
AG: This must be soooooooo hard for you!
AG: Yeah right!
AG: You're practically in a moiraillegiance with that pink w8tch!
AG: I can smell the pale pity all the way from here
AG: You stink of it, Miss Rainbow Drinker!
GA: Im Not In A Moirallegiance With Rose
GA: I Do Not Think Any Good Will Come Out Of Pursuing Romantic Entanglements With The Humans
AG: H8h. Tell that to Pyrope!
GA: What Terezi Chooses To Do With Her Flushed Quadrant Is Her Own Problem
GA: In Any Case She Has More Luck In It Than I
AG: Ooooooooh
AG: So you're still not giving up on Tavros, huuuuuuuh?
AG: Well since I want to 8e a nice supp8rtive friend, then I guess I'll just let you have him!
AG: I guess I can even share some tips with you!!!!!!
AG: That's how supp8rtive I am!
GA: You Seem To Be Missing The Point Entirely
GA: I Have And Never Will Have Flushed Feelings For Tavros
GA: It Is A Pity That You Cannot Seem To Get Past That
AG: AAAAAHHHH
AG: You're SO confusing!!!!!!!!
AG: You keep g8ing 8n and 8n ab8ut flushed feelings! I don't understand what you're saying!!!!!!!!
GA: That May Be Due To The Fact You Can Never Be Bothered To Listen
GA: Vriska Is It Too Much To Ask For You To Shut Up For A Few Minutes
GA: I Am Trying To Say Something Important
AG: Then just spit it out, Kanaya!
AG: I don't have all day to sit here listening to you!
AG: I have so many better things to do!
GA: Yes I Know
GA: You Have Many Irons In The Fire
GA: Too Many I Think
GA: I Guess I Was Naive To Think I Could Ever Be One Of Them
AG: You're rambliiiiiiing!
GA: Maybe
GA: I Dont Know
GA: We Should Leave This For Another Time
AG: No way!!!!!!!!
AG: If you're not going to be a supp8rtive friend, well at least I kn8w I'll 8e!
GA: That Is Exactly The Problem
GA: I No Longer Want To Be In A Moiraillegiance
GA: I Have Not Wanted To Be In One For A Long Time
AG: What????????
GA: And Maybe This Will Mean Nothing To You
GA: When I Finally Do Spit It Out
GA: Karkat Told Me Once That You Are Incapable Of Knowing The Difference Between Pity And Hate
GA: Because You Are Used to Manipulating People Into Feeling For You
GA: But I Just Wanted You To Know
GA: You Never Have To Manipulate Me Into Anything
AG: Woooooow, Kanaya. I don't know what you're trying to say here!
GA: Karkat Also Told Me
GA: You Would Never Pity Anyone Who Pitied You
GA: Because You Were Always After The Thrill Of The Chase
GA: Maybe It Is My Own Fault Because I Was Always Available
AG: You should st8p listening to that midget! His opinions don't matter at 8ll!
GA: I Guess What I Am Simply Trying To Say Here
GA: Is That I Am Flushed For You
GA: Irrevocably
GA: I Have Been Flushed For You Even Before The Game
GA: During
GA: And Now, Even After
GA: I Have Tried Ridding Myself Of This Infatuation For You
GA: But Nothing Has Worked
GA: And I Know There Is Little To No Chance Of You Returning My Feelings
GA: But I Have Been Advised To Tell You Anyway
GA: I Have Been Told I Have Nothing To Lose
GA: Vriska
GA: You Are Not Replying
GA: It Has Been Five Minutes
GA: I Guess This Was Pointless After All
GA: Sorry
GA: You Dont Have To Say Anything
AG: Fuck youuuuuuuu! You told me to shut up, didn't you!
AG: I was trying to think of a decent reply, if you must kn8w!
GA: Oh
AG: I mean, this is pretty heavy to lay down on one go, you know? C8ME 8N, Kanaya! Give me some sp8ce here.
GA: Sorry
GA: I Guess Ill Go Now
AG: Noooooooo!
AG: ::::|
AG: Just stay there for a minute, okay? I'm trying to think!!!!!!!!
GA: You Are Talking To John Are You Not
AG: What????????
GA: The Windy Boy
GA: Because He Is The Only Other Person You Talk To Nowadays
GA: Karkat Told Me You Had Flushed Feelings For Him
GA: I Guess That Explains Everything
GA: This Was Stupid
GA: I Apologize For Wasting Your Time
AG: Kanaya, w8!
AG: Look. I was talking to John, okay? But it's not like that!
AG: I mean not anymore.
AG: I mean I still like him! 8ut you're right, there's no good in trying to get into quadrants with humans.
AG: At least a concupiscent quadrant anyway! That's always 8een more of Terezi's thing! Haha.
AG: He just listens to me when I have pro8lems.
AG: He's a really nice guy. And he always accepts what I say to him, even though I've done a lot of 8ad things!
GA: So He Is Like Your Moirail
AG: No! It's not like that!
AG: I always thought of YOU as my moirail, dummy.
AG: Until you said you didn't want to 8e.
GA: Sorry
AG: Don't 8e! Can you stop apologizing, I am so siiiiiiiick of it!
AG: Anyway!!!!!!!!
AG: I thought a8out it!
AG: I gueeeeeeeess........
AG: I wouldn't mind a flushed quadrant!
GA: What
AG: Oh wow, Kanaya!
AG: You called me an idiot earlier 8ut you're 8eing pretty dum8 yourself!
AG: Let's make this reaaaaaally easy for you, then!
AG: <3
arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA]
GA: Oh
GA: <3
author: crown_celestial
summary: Kanaya goes to Rose for her problems. [Kanaya/Vriska]
arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA]
AG: Helloooooooo
AG: Kanayaaaaaaaa
AG: Stop ign8ring me!
AG: I know you're there.
AG: Just
AG: Answer already!!!!!!!!
GA: Forgive Me
GA: I Was Simply Chatting With Somebody Else
GA: I Didnt Mean To Ignore You
AG: Yeah right!
AG: You haven't talked to me at 8ll since the 8ame ended!
AG: But you've been t8lking to that pink witch all this time!
GA: How Do You Know That
AG: I'm not stuuuuuuuupid!
AG: Besides, she told me herself!
GA: Rose Told You
GA: :?
AG: Yeah! ::::)
GA: What Did She Say
AG: None of your business, Miss Meddly McFussyfangs!
AG: 8esides, you're talking to her right n8w, aren't you?
AG: Why d8n't you ask her yourself????????
GA: It Would Be Awkward To
GA: I Never Assumed Her To Be Of A Meddlesome Nature
AG: Huh. May8e that's why you 8oth get along so well! Meddly meddlers.
GA: Im Only Doing What I Should Do
AG: Oh reaaaaaaaally
AG: Last time I checked, you didn't seem to care a8out where I go or what I do anymore!!!!!!!!
AG: So what, you're her moir8il now?
AG: All you have to do is say so, you kn8w!
AG: I never needed you anyway!!!!!!!!
AG: I have soooooooo many more people lining up begging for me to take them as a moir8il! So many, you don't even know!
AG: 8esides you did such a bad jo8 of it!
GA: Please Dont
AG: Don't what, Kanaya?
AG: Call you out on your 8ullshit?
AG: You're the worst moirail in the history of moiraillegiance!
AG: You can't even 8r8k up with someone properly!
AG: At least Feferi had the courtesy to tell Eridan it was over!
AG: 8ut with you, noooooooo!!!!!!!!
AG: It's just the cold shoulder all the time!
AG: Were you that jealous of me?
GA: What
AG: Just 8ecause I got to kiss Tavros!
AG: He wasn't even that much of a kisser, let me tell you.
AG: You would have 8een 8etter off with s8me8ne else!
GA: What
GA: What On Alternia Are You Talking About
AG: Oh pleaaaaaaaase Kanaya
AG: I know you saw me kissing Tavros during the game!
AG: That's why you're so mad, aren't you?
AG: Well you can have him!
AG: Wh8teveeeeeeeer.
GA: You
GA: Are
GA: Such
GA: An
GA: Idiot
AG: Whaaaaaaaat?
GA: You Honestly Think I Have Red Feelings For Tavros
AG: Well, what else c8n it 8e?
GA: Sometimes I Wonder Myself
GA: This Is A Preposterous Infatuation
AG: It is!!!!!!!!
AG: I'm glad you see it my way.
AG: So what, are you still my l8usy supp8rtive friend?
AG: Even if you're the worst l8usy supp8rtive friend ever!
AG: I suppose I can still take you back.
GA: No
AG: What?
GA: I Said No
GA: I Dont Want To Be Your Lousy Supportive Friend Vriska
AG: Well sheesh! You just had to say s8!
AG: S8 s8rry f8r 8ffering!
AG: I never wanted you t8 be my moirail anyway!
GA: Neither Did I
GA: Vriska
GA: This Is Difficult For Me To Say
AG: Hahahahahahaha
AG: Reaaaaaaaally now????? ::::)
AG: This must be soooooooo hard for you!
AG: Yeah right!
AG: You're practically in a moiraillegiance with that pink w8tch!
AG: I can smell the pale pity all the way from here
AG: You stink of it, Miss Rainbow Drinker!
GA: Im Not In A Moirallegiance With Rose
GA: I Do Not Think Any Good Will Come Out Of Pursuing Romantic Entanglements With The Humans
AG: H8h. Tell that to Pyrope!
GA: What Terezi Chooses To Do With Her Flushed Quadrant Is Her Own Problem
GA: In Any Case She Has More Luck In It Than I
AG: Ooooooooh
AG: So you're still not giving up on Tavros, huuuuuuuh?
AG: Well since I want to 8e a nice supp8rtive friend, then I guess I'll just let you have him!
AG: I guess I can even share some tips with you!!!!!!
AG: That's how supp8rtive I am!
GA: You Seem To Be Missing The Point Entirely
GA: I Have And Never Will Have Flushed Feelings For Tavros
GA: It Is A Pity That You Cannot Seem To Get Past That
AG: AAAAAHHHH
AG: You're SO confusing!!!!!!!!
AG: You keep g8ing 8n and 8n ab8ut flushed feelings! I don't understand what you're saying!!!!!!!!
GA: That May Be Due To The Fact You Can Never Be Bothered To Listen
GA: Vriska Is It Too Much To Ask For You To Shut Up For A Few Minutes
GA: I Am Trying To Say Something Important
AG: Then just spit it out, Kanaya!
AG: I don't have all day to sit here listening to you!
AG: I have so many better things to do!
GA: Yes I Know
GA: You Have Many Irons In The Fire
GA: Too Many I Think
GA: I Guess I Was Naive To Think I Could Ever Be One Of Them
AG: You're rambliiiiiiing!
GA: Maybe
GA: I Dont Know
GA: We Should Leave This For Another Time
AG: No way!!!!!!!!
AG: If you're not going to be a supp8rtive friend, well at least I kn8w I'll 8e!
GA: That Is Exactly The Problem
GA: I No Longer Want To Be In A Moiraillegiance
GA: I Have Not Wanted To Be In One For A Long Time
AG: What????????
GA: And Maybe This Will Mean Nothing To You
GA: When I Finally Do Spit It Out
GA: Karkat Told Me Once That You Are Incapable Of Knowing The Difference Between Pity And Hate
GA: Because You Are Used to Manipulating People Into Feeling For You
GA: But I Just Wanted You To Know
GA: You Never Have To Manipulate Me Into Anything
AG: Woooooow, Kanaya. I don't know what you're trying to say here!
GA: Karkat Also Told Me
GA: You Would Never Pity Anyone Who Pitied You
GA: Because You Were Always After The Thrill Of The Chase
GA: Maybe It Is My Own Fault Because I Was Always Available
AG: You should st8p listening to that midget! His opinions don't matter at 8ll!
GA: I Guess What I Am Simply Trying To Say Here
GA: Is That I Am Flushed For You
GA: Irrevocably
GA: I Have Been Flushed For You Even Before The Game
GA: During
GA: And Now, Even After
GA: I Have Tried Ridding Myself Of This Infatuation For You
GA: But Nothing Has Worked
GA: And I Know There Is Little To No Chance Of You Returning My Feelings
GA: But I Have Been Advised To Tell You Anyway
GA: I Have Been Told I Have Nothing To Lose
GA: Vriska
GA: You Are Not Replying
GA: It Has Been Five Minutes
GA: I Guess This Was Pointless After All
GA: Sorry
GA: You Dont Have To Say Anything
AG: Fuck youuuuuuuu! You told me to shut up, didn't you!
AG: I was trying to think of a decent reply, if you must kn8w!
GA: Oh
AG: I mean, this is pretty heavy to lay down on one go, you know? C8ME 8N, Kanaya! Give me some sp8ce here.
GA: Sorry
GA: I Guess Ill Go Now
AG: Noooooooo!
AG: ::::|
AG: Just stay there for a minute, okay? I'm trying to think!!!!!!!!
GA: You Are Talking To John Are You Not
AG: What????????
GA: The Windy Boy
GA: Because He Is The Only Other Person You Talk To Nowadays
GA: Karkat Told Me You Had Flushed Feelings For Him
GA: I Guess That Explains Everything
GA: This Was Stupid
GA: I Apologize For Wasting Your Time
AG: Kanaya, w8!
AG: Look. I was talking to John, okay? But it's not like that!
AG: I mean not anymore.
AG: I mean I still like him! 8ut you're right, there's no good in trying to get into quadrants with humans.
AG: At least a concupiscent quadrant anyway! That's always 8een more of Terezi's thing! Haha.
AG: He just listens to me when I have pro8lems.
AG: He's a really nice guy. And he always accepts what I say to him, even though I've done a lot of 8ad things!
GA: So He Is Like Your Moirail
AG: No! It's not like that!
AG: I always thought of YOU as my moirail, dummy.
AG: Until you said you didn't want to 8e.
GA: Sorry
AG: Don't 8e! Can you stop apologizing, I am so siiiiiiiick of it!
AG: Anyway!!!!!!!!
AG: I thought a8out it!
AG: I gueeeeeeeess........
AG: I wouldn't mind a flushed quadrant!
GA: What
AG: Oh wow, Kanaya!
AG: You called me an idiot earlier 8ut you're 8eing pretty dum8 yourself!
AG: Let's make this reaaaaaally easy for you, then!
AG: <3
arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA]
GA: Oh
GA: <3