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[crownedwalker]

[\\SUPER MEGA FILTERED FROM KANDA AND DONE WHEN HE IS NOT EVEN HOME GTFO YOU TROLL.//]]A-ah, everyone? I've been meaning to ask about something, and I'm ... not quite sure how to go about it, I suppose

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[stayb100ponyboy]

The Master was a pervert, you say?

How?

[OOC: if Equius creeps you out being pervy, just let me know and I'll stop.]

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[crownedwalker]

[Oh, the fires of hell have awaken.]

Getting a room at night under my name, ordering the most expensive roomservice, taking girl after girl to this place--they charge for extra people you jackass Master...

He's not a master. He's the Devil.

[OOC: LMAO, don't worry about it C:]

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[stayb100ponyboy]

That's it?

[STRONG disappointment!]

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[crownedwalker]

... That's it?

[You severely underestimate the severity of Allen Walker's debt.]

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[thetrollprince]

you'd like to learn about sex and relationships? I'm assuming romantic relationships at that.

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[crownedwalker]

!! O-oh, not the more intimate side of things. Heaven knows I need to avoid that. It's... more the relationship side of things that I'm curious about.

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[thetrollprince]

If you want, you can explain the situation. Since I'm assuming that there is one. I like helping people out. And I rather like relationships in particular. Maybe I can offer some pliable advice. So, mind being a bit more open?

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[crownedwalker]

Certainly... Where to begin...

Well, first and foremost, this person is someone I'm... pretty close to as is. In the sense that we know the most about one another. A situation came up in which someone mentioned that we might be lovers. And I denied it, but then he ... simply stated, kissed me? No idea where that came from, but...

[L-lawl, Allen much feels like a schoolgirl?]

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[threeofthree]

[ Have a kind smile, Allen. ]

What exactly are you looking to have explained? A romantic relationship in general, or are you curious about more intimate things?

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[crownedwalker]

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The... ah.. relationship aspect of things. This... really isn't something I ever expected to come up, I'm afraid...

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[threeofthree]

It is all right. I take it you are interested in someone, then?

You do not have to tell me your situation, if you do not feel comfortable, but it may help me know what advice I can give.

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[crownedwalker]

I suppose it wouldn't hurt. More so, I'm unsure of where our present situation is.

He kind of... sort of... [This is Allen trying to figure out how to say this, damn it.] We shared a moment. I'm just not sure how to feel about it, I suppose.

That sort of thing is... acceptable, right?

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[chairplay]

... You've never fucked someone?

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[crownedwalker]

[He fumbles the device.]

H-heavens not, I'm only 16...

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[chairplay]

Oh.

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But... wait, you don't know what sex is?

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[crownedwalker]

I-I understand... intimate situations do happen when one wants to have a child, but that's hardly the concern here...

Have I coined the wrong phrase? [Oh Allen, you're so naive.]

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[meddlefussyfang]

I don't see how bees and featherbeasts have anything to do with having "feelings" for anyone, but maybe human courtship rituals are more complicated for adults.

[video] It's cool. I forget all the time. C:

[crownedwalker]

I suppose it's just an expression... I really don't know what it means, though.

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[meddlefussyfang]

Its meaning is probably confused between cultural differences. I don't think I can help you much with the information you're asking for, though. Most of what I know about human relationships have to do with the structures formed to support reproduction...

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[crownedwalker]

More than likely. [He offers a smile.] Thank you, but I'm certainly not looking for reproduction...