KINGDOM HEARTS TWOOOOO!
Nobody is going to read this, but I don't care.
Stop number one. Axel. He died. NOOOOOOO! HE'S NOT DEAD, I TELL YOU!
I cried. TT____TT Yes, for the first time, a freaking video game made me cry. And I even knew it was going to happen.
Then later, I almost did it again! When we met with Riku- but he wasn't Riku, well, he was. He was Riku. But he looked like crap Ansem, or Xehanorts heartless, or whatever the hell that thing I beat a billion times over in the first game was.
They were like 'ZOMG! It's Riku!'
And I was like 'ZOMG! It's NOT'
TT__TT
So next, Kairi gets a Keyblade. WTF. *beats up Kairi*
Then, she's like 'Riku don't go!'
Sora's face is like 'WTF?'
And I'm like 'WTF'
But then they do this cool thing where Sora closes his eyes and they spin around, and ZOMG! It was Riku. I was like, NOOOO! His beautiful face! Stupid Ansem.
Which reminds me. Ansem, Diz, whatever his name is...
He's a bastard. *eats Ansem*
So now, I'm fighting Xemnas, and it's just like fighting that thing from game 1, because it won't FREAKING DIE!
So now I'm stuck... Cause I'm in like, the last battle, I guess. But, whatever... I can't beat him. Thus, the PS2 is still on and waiting for me.
But I get Riku back. *Cuddles Riku* Awww. Poor baby. He went into the darkness to help his friends and came out looking like a creepy old guy.
But then again, thanks to Ansems stupidity, he went back to normal.
And he had a blindfold.
Mickey was like 'His eyes couldn't lie'. I wanted to attack him, for Riku is teh smex.
...
But when Sora figured out that Ansem sucks it was really Riku, he got on his knees, grabbed Riku's hand and started to cry. "I looked everywhere for you."
...
I STARTED TO CRY AGAIN!
That's it. Riku/Sora is officially canon, by declaration of Sam.
Kairi can be friends with them. She better learn to start liking yaoi, and get used to being left out.
...
*bashes Kairi*
Kay, I'm done.