It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

[crshcymbl]

Dear Livejournal (and all you users),
     Isn't that always how it is though? It's always the best of times and the worst of times at the same time. Bad news first though, because it's more boringer.

So I haven't been dealing very well lately. And by dealing, I mean like, everything. I am behind on every bill imaginable, etc. I went to the

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[catwounds]

You are so adorable.
and you make me laugh like crazy.

quit it damn you!

[the_royal_sonia]

I whacked off to your girlfriend.

And.

There is NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

*runs away giggling maniacally*

Oh HELL no

[catwounds]

You just live under the mistaken ILLUSION that there's nothing I can do about it. When in actuality, I am planning your demise AS I TYPE THIS.

Re: Oh hellz YES, white boi.

[the_royal_sonia]

Unfortunately for YOU I have taken the liberty of Evan-proofing my living quarters as a precaution...thereby whacking off to your girlfriend in complete security. Now how ya gonna act BYATCH? *thumps chest*

[catwounds]

You are so fucking adorable. I'm seriously DYING right now I miss you so bad. Jesus Evan, HOW do I deserve you?