Howling Jesus Cocks

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I felt like saying it. You know what you can do

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And yes...mine will be differnt than Freud's...

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sure enough. It ain't gonna suck itself.

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Ah, to be a young Ron Jeremy....

I'd prolly never leave the house.

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You'd leave the house to get a camera to film yourself and attain total fandom.

Ron Jeremy came to Portland not long ago. For the life of me I can't remember, or imagine, why. A couple of my friends attained near ferocity over going to meet him. I now bitterly regret not having gone. I totally know where that hand has been.

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*Cringes*

It's all that hair, and those white tube socks with the red and blue bands at the top...

The Mummified Strawman Argument

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I had my brained sucked out of my nose. I got no worries.

Re: The Mummified Strawman Argument

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Andif the autopsy pictures and Zapruder film are anything to go by, Kennedy is pretty safe, too.

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Aww man, that is perfect. I need to get that guy on the mummyship. Too bad his remains got worked over so badly by LBJ. Wonder if there's enough left for a proper mummification. Too bad he wasn't a mason, they know how to treat a corpse.

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Nawwww....our Johnny was too good of an Irish Catholic to engage in any Masonic shenannigans. And yes - Johnson was as vicious a bull-necked southern bum-boy as ever staggered drunk and horny and full of hate out of Dixie. Although, the fact that JFK was blowing his load at least 400 times a day in every available intern means he was probably already half-mummified through dehydration alone, even before they opened his cranium to the angels. Ergo, there is hope.