I want to do this weekend harder than a ten-cock'd dawg on Poochie-Viagara. I don't know HOW the hell m' gonna cram it all into two days and a night. Ah well - fuck sleep.
Right now, I'm hankering for live music; and not just any live music. I want blues or swing or rawkabilly or old-school country; you know - knife-fighting tunes
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Three Black Shrits...Check
Two Pair Black Pants...Check
Three Pair Black Socks...Check
One Pair Black Boots...Check
Personal Burial Money...Check
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but only if it was old school hardcore punk rawk \m/...oh well, one can always take over th stage, beat the shit out ov the band and make some cheesy Black Sabbath and Eminem covers.
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a) A drunk fat middle-aged incrediblty smelly Russian homosexual who wanted to "Rent di Apartk-mentk to ze booteeful man"
amnd:
b) A homeless native American street person absolutely covered in blood who just wanted my cigarettes and not my penis or bum,
I was mentally accosted by a deranged Latino pun' `crawker(His first words were "I can' drink nuffink mang, I go fuckingk bananas, ju no?") who was huge into masonic and illuminati conspiracy theory. He got loaded and there was this guy from China (like, STRAIGHT from China) at the party, and he went aboard of him, yelling "ju fuckin' Chinamen, mang! I know wha' chu bin doin' dis' las' too tousin years, Mang!".
From there it was a short step to Sieg Heiling the room. And he took it. It was immensely enjoyable.
So anyway...what you said about Masonic buildings reminded me of that. We should bring him - he'd be like a fuking kid in a toy store.
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This is the band which me boy is in.
Check out the website:
www.rollyrocker.com
Maybe you'll join me at a show sometime?
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Shall we make it a friendly date?
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