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[crucifiddracula]

WAIT....

why was that hulk looking motha fella wearing a small?..
now i feel fat         ..         \O-O/  these are my glasses, if you look carefully.

it's hot.

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[dawildthangz]

"Dear Steven,
Do I have your attention now? I know all about her, you dirty, sneaky, immoral, unfaithful, poorly endowed slimeball. Everything's caught on tape.
Your (soon-to-be-ex) wife Emily.
P.S.- I paid for this billboard with OUR joint bank account"

[dawildthangz]

sidenote your are not fat, youre anorxic, if you get any smaller youll disappear which means Ill have to find myself some other p33n to go to blow lessons with... ;D

and who knows why he was wearing a sm. probably to piss you skinny motha fuckas off. lol.

[crucifiddracula]

lol..i guess i should gain up on the fatty foods then.

lol..well, maybe he just wanted me to "touch" his body..i probably would have..that, and his p33n.

[dawildthangz]

no shame...

I love it. I think his girlfriend wouldve probably kicked your ass though, and she'd probably would have won.lol.

True story.

[pink_pikachu]

*hands you an ice cube*
yes hun, you're fat.
JK!
you're miles away from being fat, you're fine as is.
tummy is flat as a table.
I didn't really pay attention to him, but he looked thin to me.
btw, I really like your glasses :)
ps: i hate this weather. WTF?!

[crucifiddracula]

you want me to melt away? because i'm on FIRE...hehe.
lol..i guess i should have put j/k on the me thinking i'm fat part..i'm not, and i know that, so don't believe me to be 'one of those' people who are skinny like me and think they're fat..but i am phat hahah *drum de-de-pa thing*
i noticed i had veins in my stomach (well, never noticed how many there REALLY are) yesterday with AA's lighting and all..scary?
thanks :D i like them too
this weather is too much.

[pink_pikachu]

No, I was watching miss. universe ( I wanted to see the dress, I'm such a PR whore) and Carson and some chick joked about how models only eat ice.
lol on you being phat, I love mah ghetto whore.
I hate this weather, I get red EASILY (I live up to my last name) and by the time I get home, I look like I just ran a million miles.
hey! Can you please fuck Malan for me and then give him to me? I want to be his BFF.

[crucifiddracula]

LOL..aww, maybe i can shoot the sun for you..and cause total destruction :/

i'll fuck malan as long as he pays me because i'm no common whore..now, if he wants to design me an outfit or two, now that's a whole other game. he can even chain me up and do a little S&M..lol j/k..or not..
omg dude, seriously we SHOULD be his friends..he said he has NO friends so he'd only be gaining friendships and losing nothing..plus we're all whores so two for the price of none? come on..

[boberta]

ha! whaa?

[boberta]

o no! the pictures aren't showing.

[crucifiddracula]

yum, elias..he is really hot!!