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[cruciopotter]

I have been devoting a great deal of my time to Quidditch practice lately, as the first game of the season is scheduled for the first weekend in November. I've grown increasingly tired over the past years of the blatant bias shown against Slytherin during games, particularly in regards to the calling of penalties. Coupled with Dumbledore's obvious

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[snarkypuff_zach]

You're not feeding them?

I love the power you exert.

[cruciopotter]

It's the only way I've found to teach them anything.

Though I do believe they've learned their lesson. I suppose I'd best let them eat before someone else's pet turns up missing. I'm at a very limited tolerance for the amount of whinging I can withstand at the moment.

Would you like a more intimate demonstration?

[snarkypuff_zach]

Well, you could just lock them up somewhere, and then you wouldn't need to listen to their moaning and listen to someone else's instead.

Fuck, yes.