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[cruciopotter]

This is just insulting.

As if it's not bad enough that I cannot access my dorm. As if it's not bad enough that I'm sleeping on the floor between Crabbe and Goyle and have been stepped on -- stepped on! -- countless times now. And as if it's not bloody bad enough that I have to stay in the Gryffindor bloody common room. Now I can't even have the

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[snarkypuff_zach]

I still can't believe that you took it for NEWT.

Of course I feel like doing seeing you, I'll try my hardest to get there.

Also, Draco, I'm sure we can find somewhere to shower. Greenhouses again?

[cruciopotter]

Eh. I assumed it would be easy. And it is - spinning lies to a delusional old bat is not something I find particularly challenging. However, the pure stupidity of it all gets to me some days. Alas.

If you can't find me there, check the library. I have a Potions essay I should be working on for next week.

Greenhouses? I think I could be persuaded...

[snarkypuff_zach]

Oh- so I have to persuade you now? How will I ever possibly convince you to come and get wet with me?

Private to Zacharias

[cruciopotter]

... You're a tease.

Private to Malfoy

[not_your_hero81]

Yes, well, I'm sure you don't smell a whole lot better, Malfoy. But, whatever. I'll have Hermione teach them something, all right?

Ron's just being Ron, he's not a bloody pet. I'll find you, then. Later, I guess.

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[snarkypuff_zach]

(OOC: remembering that Harry is in fact going out with Ron now.)

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[not_your_hero81]

(OOC: He is? *blinks* Oh bugger).

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[snarkypuff_zach]

(YES! REMEMBER HOW YOU RUINED ZACHARIAS'S LIFE! DON'T DO IT AGAIN OMG *spasm*)

[fan_of_west_ham]

They do smell a bit horrible, don't they? Teaching them would involve getting near them, and that's something I'd rather not do. But maybe we can persuade them to go visit Madam Pomfrey to be detoxified cleaned.

[cruciopotter]

Hmm. You have a point. I'm already too near them for comfort.

I've already tried sending them away and they refuse to go. Isn't there anyone in your house you could sacrifice to approach them? Someone you don't particularly care for, perhaps? I'd offer my suggestions but I'm told I'm biased.

[gryff_parvati]

I've tried using perfume charms on the first years, I really have, but I think they're immune. It's very sad.

[cruciopotter]

Well, at least you've made an effort. More than your Prefects have bothered to do. Actually, I'm rather impressed, Patil.

[millieslytherin]

Draco, darling. We must talk.

[cruciopotter]

Of course, Millicent. I'm here at your leisure. You know where to find me.