Comments | cruelbitch: The colorful cast goes as follows.

cruelbitch

The colorful cast goes as follows.

Sep 29, 2005 14:37

I suppose I could either rev this up with either a blase narration of amusing anecdotes or happiness florid with trite romanticism, but regardless it still degenerates into my pure satisfaction. Three weeks ago, I finally moved into my new abode with my beloved Justin - Apartment D on the borderline of West Warwick, a two-bit shoddy chamber run by ( Read more... )

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ex_five_by_f291 September 29 2005, 19:25:04 UTC

Cardboard boxes crammed with useless trinkets are sprawled around

I hope the useless trinkets don't include the statues I sent you.

You do live with extremely colorful people. The next few months or years should be quite interesting.

cruelbitch September 30 2005, 04:40:34 UTC

Hellz no. You know I treat your coveted presents like gold. (Whether they be awesome statues or herbs strengthening my uterus).

crowinsnow September 29 2005, 19:33:26 UTC

Hard to imagine such a magical world really exists.

Today I was trying to think of ways of using "vaginal secretions" in a sentence today and there it was.

cruelbitch September 30 2005, 04:43:19 UTC

Glad to be of assistence. If it's any form of reciprocation, my heart swells for crowinsnow whenever I think of leatherclad bulldykes.

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cruelbitch September 30 2005, 04:48:08 UTC

I always promised myself that if I was ever going to leave the state, it would be Massachusetts. After all, our accents are pretty similiar.

We're not always retahhhded. I swear, some of us are really smahhht.

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cruelbitch September 30 2005, 05:55:15 UTC

It's funny, my boyfriend always mocks my speech habits.. My "wickit" good time last "yeeah". When I get angry/excited and typically boisterous I sound like I'm doing a drunken impersonation of myself. I have to make a conscious effort to enunciate my "R"s during conversation (by slowing down my voice tempo) so I don't come across as an ignoramous, as New England accents tend to make people sound so incredibly dumb it's insufferable.

But to answer your previous question, I'm doing well. My entry basically details "day in the life" events, and the tension migraines are dwindling ever so slightly. It also helps to have a mate to sleep with that massages away my feverish insomnia. I'm sure to have more frequent updates, this past month it's just been wading through a shitstorm of relocating.

house4doors September 29 2005, 22:04:27 UTC

Michelle? Is that the girl with the glasses who seems to ALWAYS be sitting on the front steps talking about astrology everytime I come over? Hmmmm, didn't know she was such a character.

Oh ho ho ho, and if she's easy then maybe I should come over more often! Oh wait, nevermind, I have standards.

cruelbitch September 30 2005, 05:38:35 UTC

I suppose that's why I find her quite insufferably annoying then, considering she's a WATER SIGN and everything. Ohmygawd.

I'm surprised that you haven't heard her tales of woe - everyone else has. Wait until you proffer her a pair of vinyl black boots and she complains that she'll "stand out" too much in the low-key depths of club hell.

house4doors September 30 2005, 06:33:19 UTC

Ewwwwww, a water sign? OMG, she would just douse my Sagittarian Fire. Thanks for the warning. If the stars tell me to keep away, then away I shall stay.

cruelbitch September 30 2005, 07:02:57 UTC

That's alright, my devious and crafty dual-natured intellectualism would create a watery shitstorm via my bipolar Geminian winds.

Did I mention that her aforementioned "the one" was also the skeevy looking 28 year old with a 5 o'clock shadow that she spent hours trying to hack the myspace account of? Yeah.

masochrist_zero September 30 2005, 00:47:40 UTC

I'm glad you like it here, love. I was hoping to find a place that would remove us both from the stagnant mediocrity that's been plaguing us for years. I wanted to live in the woods so I could meditate and train in solitude, you wanted to live in the city because that's where you find peace. We've convieniently found the best of both worlds. A cheap apartment in a shitty neighborhood littered with past friends and foes [and some potential new ones], the sound of cars speeding down the road at all hours of the night, and to my benefit, the large bridge in the woods down the road overlooking the huge waterfall and acres of forest with paths to walk through. This place fell right into our laps, we didn't even have to search. That's how you know it's perfect ( ... )