Comments | cruelbitch: Some extra baggage.

cruelbitch

Some extra baggage.

Oct 20, 2005 04:20

So the furnace is busted, leaving us no choice but to perpetually leave the oven door open for warmth. But guess what our electric bill is? $50! Hell yeah.

I figured I'd share that useless anecdote before I proceed to BITCH and MOAN and OH MY GOD JEN YOU ARE SO NEGATIVE. TSK TSK LITTLE LADY, YOU SHOULD BE JIZZING ALL OVER HOT ITALIAN PUSSY INSTEAD ( Read more... )

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cynical5679 October 20 2005, 16:03:53 UTC

fuck I miss you

I totally agree on the 69, the guy Im doing always wants to do it, its too much going on at one time, plus there is ASS IN THE FACE

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cruelbitch October 20 2005, 20:28:17 UTC

I don't think many popular magazines could tolerate too many milligrams of the cruelbitcherator synthesis. Unless you have any suggestions?

jerry is screaming about puppies. frankenstein October 20 2005, 19:58:30 UTC

HE'S GONNA HE'S GONNA HE'S GONNA PUKE!!! HE'S GONNA PUKE!!!

Re: jerry is screaming about puppies. frankenstein October 20 2005, 20:02:52 UTC

P.S. let's own every shirt here, but especially this one.

and now i'm going to go cut myself because you are so fucking negative.

-insert demonic vince cackle- cruelbitch October 20 2005, 20:33:49 UTC

Oh my god, both those hardcore icons rock my vagina. Yay for crazy black men!!

Oh man, I am so sick of having to wait ANOTHER WEEK for Top Model and Nip/Tuck. Fuck it, they should just release EVERY SERIES on boxset before even airing it. And Coryn gets eliminated? Wtf? No more she-nis jokes? Lame.

-insert viscera. that's all. just insert him- frankenstein October 20 2005, 22:06:34 UTC

ROFL, i didn't even realize i just posted with two different icons with black guys. i need to upload a jimi hendrix icon TO INCREASE THE NUMBERS. yeah, fuck, i hate waiting for wednesdays. i want the episode where lisa gets pwned to air. i started laughing when she was in the room hyperventilating and her unsurprisingly stupid a boyfriend was like "YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN, DAAAAAAAMN." i was so glad nik didn't go, though. poor thing needs to shape the fuck up or gtfo.

also, so i'm not a total slut for making comments that have nothing to do with your post, i hate 69s. there is nothing appealing about it to me and it's a waste. unless there was a way to orgasm at the exact same time, it's no different from "you do me, then i'll do you." oh, and i got into an argument with someone once because they claimed me having my wrists tied to my bedpost was "freaky bondage shit."

uh, no.

romancesprophet October 20 2005, 20:16:39 UTC

jen you need your own newspaper column.

"It's not a fetish unless it's psychosis. Otherwise it's some candy-coated "I'm kinky" ordeal."

i couldn't agree more.

masphyxiation October 20 2005, 21:11:20 UTC

"There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their 'discomfort' like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now... but I can't help but look forward to where it's going."
-- Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (author Jhonen Vasquez)