Jenny from the block.

[cruelbitch]

I quit smoking. After I stopped trusting food that wasn't organic, I realized that smoking was a waste of time. I quit xanax. After a delicate yet arduous four-month weening process, I purged the pain-numbing chemical abscess from my system. This was back in January. Oh, and I bought a house. Notice how I never mentioned any of this. Maybe because

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[masochrist_zero]

I miss these entries. Always entertaining.

Now in your opinion, what's more obnoxious? A dog named Bear or a dog with a too-human-human-name, like Robert or Elizabeth? I know most pets have human names, but I mean human names like they wish they had a child but they ended up with a dog and named it Robert Paulson anyway.

And above all, I fucking HATE stupid pet owners. I hate how everyone for some reason thinks they possess infinite knowledge of animals but they look like tards, especially people who spend $1000 on a MUTT like a cockapoo or a labradoodle.

In reference to our dog, my two favorite comments are:

"What type of husky is that?"

"Hey that's a coyote, right?"

[cruelbitch]

I'd say they're equally fucking gay and properly identify which dog owners are morons, as if their stupid choice of breed wasn't enough. Oooooo yeah, I'm sure the Bichon Frise owner is a genius who will command the world through sheer intellectual prowess. PRECIOUSSS.

"Rottweilers are horrible untrustworthy dogs, get a Shepard instead" (lol yeah okay)

"Cockers are really good with children"

"Ew, Pomeranians are such bad dogs (yet they own another gay loud toy breed)"

"Labs are beautiful" (they're not)

"It's a puppy, of course it's gonna bite (about an asshole throat-biting aggressive 17-week old puppy.. yeah, that's behavior I want to encourage when they're bigger)"

I'm glad I hate most dogs except for mine.

[masochrist_zero]

It's not the dogs I hate, it's the owners. Fucking STUPID people man. Everyone expresses their idea of "facts" based off personal opinion or word of mouth.

"OMG PIT BULLS ARE BAD DOGS"

"Hitting your dog is productive training!"

"Rubbing their nose in a mess DEFINITELY won't make them afraid of you!"

People make shit up, and spreading false knowledge like that pisses me off. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK ONE DOG YEAR IS SEVEN HUMAN YEARS??? Fucking absurd! You can breed a dog at one year old, can you breed a human at 7 years old? DUR HUR HURRR but people don't know that it's incorrect so they keep passing the shit cig to the next sphincter-brained nimrod.

[bucheau]

I was using a too-thin black magic marker to hide lines of confidential information from an accounting report I'd a need to distribute days ago to some dozen staff and managed to inadvertantly leave two small flickers of bled stain upon my cubicle's greyed desk's pattern that reminds my peripheral vision of bits of dress slacks pocket lint, driving me slowly insane each time I shuffle papers revealing their unintended existence.

I have no interest in removing them from this world finding the taint of insanity feels like being alive.

However, I've yet to fumble a pencil upon the carpet.

[cruelbitch]

At first I was like "WTF is this dude's problem?" until I realized the sheer genius of it. Awesome.

[cynical5679]

thats one of the best things Ive read all month

[bucheau]

[pyrotard]

i love people that have been going out for 3 months and 2 weeks. AMAZING.

[cruelbitch]

Even funnier is when they act surprised that the relationship fails.

And then write poetry about it.

[chaos_dictates]

I'm guilty of the couting anniversary days in months.. only because i was so amazed I only knew this person for 3 months... 4 months etc etc.
Now we've been together over a year, so I stopped that habit.
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and i love your sticky discharge.

yay for quitting smoking.. its disgusting and you smell bad. Im an ex smoker, so im allowed to say that.

[cynical5679]

stfu smoking is good for you bitch

[cynical5679]

maybe I should quit posting inane shit, but I have this bitch that posts stuff like, I just rolled out of bed, I had to go in the back door to work, Im wearing a pink shirt like 400 times a day. so I had to make filters where I dont have to read her shit

[cruelbitch]

I'll give you a pass because I know it's not the full extent of your personality.