MY LIFE IS A DISMAL ABYSS OF SOMETHING.

[cruelbitch]

So today, at the dentist's office while getting a filling, my supposed "politically moderate" dentist decided to go off about Obama. You see, he's the crazed Mad Scientist type, with polka-dotted pajama pants and wild gray hair, who frequently shouts at Oprah on television "KILL THE IDIOT!" and "SHUT UP, YOU ASSHOLE!" in a vocal cadence that

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[kassyd]

I feel sorry for you! Also, I miss you. Come on aim or call me or email me sometime plus I have wednesday and thursday off next week

[cruelbitch]

Okay. I miss you too. We'll try to schedule something soon, k? I'll try to get online later tonight.

[sarcoa]

Incredible.

[cruelbitch]

WHY HELLO SARCOA HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU ENJOY JAPAN?

[sarcoa]

HI AKANEY I ENJOYED JAPAN IMMENSELY GOING THERE WAS PROBABLY THE MOST AWESOME THING IVE EVER DONE YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT SOMETIME.

[cruelbitch]

UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE NO PRESENT FUNDS, OTHERWISE I'D INDULGE. UM, I BOUGHT VANILLA AND GREEN TEA MOCHI WHILE IN CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSSETTS. DOES THAT COUNT, OR DOES THAT JUST MAKE ME A WEEABOO? THIS VERY QUESTION HAS KEPT ME UP AT NIGHTS.

[bertro]

Why'd he have to say that? He sounded like a hilarious and awesome character up until that point. Bah!

[tsunami]

LOL wut.

[cynical5679]

sorry late reading this

if you still need a nurse to take care of you after all this dental work....well you know ;)