Fic: Five Times Finn Accidentally Came On Someone's Face and One Time He Did It On Purpose

[cruiscin_lan]

Title: Five Times Finn Accidentally Came On Someone's Face and One Time He Did It On Purpose
Characters: Finn/Rachel, Finn/Quinn, Finn/Puck, Finn/Santana, Finn/Kurt, Finn/Brittany
Word Count: ~1700
Rating: R for sex
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for all aired

Comments

[themillersson]

So now my neighbors think I'm the crazy lady who randomly starts cackling in an otherwise-quiet room. The part that killed me the most (up until Brittany's bit, which was just all kinds of awesome) was the bit where Carole and Burt found out more about Finn than they ever wanted. Basically, great job!

[cruiscin_lan]

The Carole and Burt part was probably the most cringe-tastic for my 89 million betas, but I'm glad you enjoyed it as much as I did!

[themillersson]

Oh, it was totally cringe-tastic (in the most wonderful way possible), but it was also the moment where the hilarity of the pure, unadulterated, awkward got turned up to eleven.

[bellonablack]

OH MY GOD. XD THIS.

Brilliance. I'm so glad Finn found his uh, soulmate? His soulmate, yeah! XD Because lol...this might sound strange, but I like how you showed all their personalities at being...jizzed. LOL, the Puck one made me laugh. I can imagine his expression and...okay, this was awesome. Just. Awesome.

[cruiscin_lan]

I'm so glad Finn found his uh, soulmate? His soulmate, yeah!

Only your one true love would let you come on his or her face and enjoy it.

[cruiscin_lan]

He really is a special little cupcake.

I thought Rachel was the cupcake... :P

[cruiscin_lan]

Specially Puck and Kurt's fragments. Poor Finn.

Poor Finn, or poor Puck and Kurt? :P

[biruuu]

Best ending ever, even better than the one in which Finn and Brittany's daughter grew up to be a MENSA member. I hope they'll still have her, even if they're in space.

Oh God, Finn was pretty much my reaction, every time. Second-hand embarrassment inducing, but in a hilarious way.

"Dude, did you just jizz on my face?" Puck asked, practically growling beneath a generous coating of come. "Not cool, bro. Not cool at all."

HAHAHAHA. The more times I reread it, the better it gets.

[cruiscin_lan]

Best ending ever, even better than the one in which Finn and Brittany's daughter grew up to be a MENSA member. I hope they'll still have her, even if they're in space.

Oh god, if I ever would write an original character alternate universe sort of thing, it would be this...